But he’s got a huge cool penis and he cums like a geyser!

I’ve never totally understood what Next Door Male‘s thing is. Like. I see all the stuff they’re doing, and they do get a lot of hot guys on there. But. What’s the gimmick? This seems like a very high-class escort service, and these jack off clips are really just ads for these super-hot fantasy boys that you can rent.

But I’m not complaining. After watching this newest release featuring whoever Jake Henry is, I would sign up. I would rent Jake Henry and make him jack off for me because his dick is awesome and huge and when he cums it is epic and everywhere. Also because I think I could offer some advice about that pube haircut he’s sporting; he’s already got a big dong, so the ‘trim-way-back-from-the-edge’ look is totally unnecessary and looks forced and weird.

But otherwise, ZERO complainings:

That was pretty hot right? And I don’t know who was shooting this, but it looks way more thoughtful and beautiful than I’m used to seeing from Next Door stuff. So golf claps all around, really.

Even these photos are A+: