I Want To Decorate Zac Brown’s Beard With My Jizz

Country music is on my “no thanks” list, alongside golf and anything Kardashian-related. It’s just not my thing. However, I caught a vid of theZac Brown Band‘s performance with guest star Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters from the CMAs. My opinion of country hasn’t changed, but Zac Brown is a big fucker of a bear! HOT.

His beard needs my love pearls glistening within it. That image isn’t very country, but maybe it will be someday. Steve Grand and all. Imagine a Steve Grand/Zac Brown duet? A nude one, with plenty of lube and moaning! Why aren’t there more handsome jacked guy/handsome bear porn scenes? That should be a thing. Dewitt, let’s make that happen.

By way of research, I did give the Zac Brown Band’s “Fried Chicken” a listen. It’s about what you’d expect, but when he sings about his jeans that “fit just right”, I imagined ripping them off his big ass and plundering him.

– J. Harvey

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2 thoughts on “I Want To Decorate Zac Brown’s Beard With My Jizz

  1. The CMA awards show last night. Fell in lust with Eric Church. So hot! Also the two guys that are Florida Georgia Line.

  2. The Voice this season has a contestant who could be his ginger brother. I mean, wow. Austin Jenckes has that same look and vibe.

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