This is how Hugh Jackman looked playing Wolverine
on the set of X-Men, but it's also how he looks when he was gettin'
freaky with the wifey. Yes, Hugh digs the costume sex. And who can blame him?
He can't exactly jerk off with those razor sharp claws. Youch!
"She loves the idea of me coming home in costume because it makes her feel
like she's having an affair in a good way."
I have a better idea. If Mr. Jackman wants a real affair, I'd be happy to
oblige. And I'll dress up as whatever he wants: Spiderman, a Transformer,
Little Red Riding Hood. Whatever you need, Hugh.