How To Convince Your Straight Friends To Put Things Up Their Butts

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Don't listen to what the gay pornos have to tell you about seducing your straight male friends. They'll give you such horrible ideas as telling stories about bellhops blowing you or putting your dick in the bottom of the popcorn bag at the movies. All you actually need to do is threaten them with their own health!

Medical research has suggested that relieving the prostate of fluid build-up can help prevent cancer. Since most guys I know aren't dying to have prostate cancer, it might help to share this article with all the straight dudes in your life. You may also want to have a spare Aneros Male G-Spot Stimulator handy, just in case he needs "help" with the process. That's what friends are for, right?

– Dewitt

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