Hot or Not?: Sideburns

Recently, while watching Pierre Fitch get plowed up the ass, I couldn’t help from getting distracted by Wolf Hudson‘s sideburns. This isn’t meant as an insult by any means, considering that Wolf has consistently looked hot throughout his career. But those sideburns? They’re just so damn hypnotic!

This temporary obsession had me wondering about other guys’ feelings on sideburns. Do they love them? Hate them? Or is there just a general ambivalence towards this matter? In order to satisfy my curiosity, I encourage you to weigh in with your feedback.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Cocky Boys

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139 thoughts on “Hot or Not?: Sideburns

  1. When they’re that long… They just annoy me… Distracts me… It’s like Austin Powers pointing at the guys Mole… Moley Moley Moley Mollleeeeeyyyyy…

  2. I have side burns when i shave my beard into, but i do that cause it shapes my face better. that guy is kinda douchebaggy

  3. I recognize, it IS kind of douchbaggy, but if used in a cocky “I recognize I’m a douchebag” way they can be pretty hot, I would wear them if I could

  4. It all depends on the shape of the face 😉

    Round, wide or oval faces are good for sideburns (frames the face).

    Long, narrow faces aren’t good for sideburns (makes the face look more narrow).

  5. If I guy can grow thick full ones like Wolf’s then they are hot. But those scraggly sparse ones just look awful.

  6. I was looking at the guy getting plowed ! Looks like barebacking ! Didnt think they did that anymore !
    re sideburns: Not bad but I agree with Jimmy T: Who’s lookin’ at them when hot cocks and holes 🙂

  7. The worst is those guys who shave off their sideburns completely. I never understood that – looks weird to me. Long ones can be hot, but NEVER below the ear.

  8. Wow, this is probably the most unattractive pairings I’ve seen posted here. It’s like two overwrought hipsters got locked in a room together. Not my cuppa tea.

  9. hell yeah it’s hot on a guy that young! Give him 5-10 years, I don’t think so. Besides, look at his cock you’ll forget about them.

  10. I love sideburns on guys. However, I find them the most sexy when they are no longer then the bottom of the earlobe.

  11. It’s just like everything else…depends upon the guy and the look. They really do work for this little hottie because with his look and hair cut they give him kind of a wild wolfman look (very X-men Wolverine-ish).

  12. After reading all the comments here, the only obvious answer to the question is “to each his own.” Thank we don’t all find the same look attractive.

  13. After reading all the comments here, the only obvious answer to the question is “to each his own.” Thank (insert your deity of preference . . . or not . . . here) we don’t all find the same look attractive.

  14. Way 2 much hot FUCKING going on 2 have pay any attention 2 the side burns ! On some guys side burns can be hot but that whole Elvis may have worked 4 the King but not N porn

  15. I love a man with sideburns! Especially thick ones. Guys like Vince Vaughn, and Brad Pitt in Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
    To me, guys with sideburns reflect masculinity and it shows off their rough side.

  16. obviously, it depends on the kind & quality of Sideburn, and the guy who’s adorned with it.

    i want to meet up with a guy who has Wolverine-/1880’s-style sideburns.

    a “manly man,” if you will.

    (l.o.l.)

    ´somethin’ for me to stroke, while the fella’s face is buried in my crotch.

  17. I’ve seen lots of guys who look especially masculine with long sideburns. Thick ones are better than the scraggly, sparse types. For guys whose faces don’t look good with a a beard or goatee, sideburns can be a great way to still sport facial hair.

  18. Not hot! I never much cared for Wolf Hudson and the sideburns and receding hairline don’t help. Go back to straight porn, Wolf.

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