Hey everyone who likes to masturbate! It is your favorite penis who blogs, Dewitt’s Dick. I am here today to talk about a website called MEN.com that has been known to make my best friend Dewitt’s Hand hug me and bounce up and down until my head explodes. There is also a rumor that Dewitt’s Fingers occasionally visit Dewitt’s Butthole when he goes to this website called MEN.com, but I am not here to spread such tawdry rumors! I am here today to talk about my addiction to this website called MEN.com and how it makes me want to stand up at full attention and clap my hands. Except I do not have hands. 
This guy Riley Tess (pictured above) is arching his back like a good little slut and that makes me want to hide inside his butt cave and explore the deepest depths of his inner warmth. There are some other guys on this website called MEN.com who make me feel a similar way, and a lot of them are on this amazing list that Dewitt wrote last week in honor of National Masturbation Month, which is every month as far as I am concerned!
Speaking of concerns, I hear they are offering a lifetime discount on this website called MEN.com, and I am concerned that some of you have not taken advantage of this AMAZING opportunity. You know what else is amazing too? Penises! Like me! There are a lot of penises on this website called MEN.com.
Okay, bye.
– Dewitt’s Dick
Photo credit: MEN.com
Check out three new scenes from MEN.com below:
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Sebastian Young & Atticus Benson in “Cutting The Deal“, a scene for a website called MEN.com:
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Landon Conrad & Liam Magnuson in “Secret Liaison“, a scene for a website called MEN.com:
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Paul Walker, Riley Tess & Ken Ten in “Rent Boy Club“, a scene for a website called MEN.com:
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Liam and Landon are so hot, but workplace scenes never turn me on.
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Landon, will you PLEASE STOP glaring at the camera like that. It’s totally creeping me out.
By the way, Dewitt’s Dick, I’m a big fan of your work. I love how you turn a phrase. One must wonder however, as one will do, who wrote the title of this blog. Do you have a dick too, Dewitt’s dick? Keep on pecking (as you don’t have any hands) and keep on giving the rest of our dicks what we need.
Side note, DD, where is this discount? The link to a website called men.com seems to be available to anyone and says nothing about giving me a lifetime discount of only $5/month (perhaps I made that rate up, perhaps I did not, but I’ll take it if I can get that rate).
Liam and Landon, tow boys from Utah that turned out to be mighty fine sexual men!!
Dear Dewitt’s dick, I will gladly take care of you
Landon is always a huge turn on for me!
It’s confusing. Sometimes I write the title, and my dick does the rest of the work. Other times, my dick takes over my fingers completely and makes wild claims about things being the “greatest”.
As for the discount, if you click the links in this post, there’s an option for a $19.95/month deal that gives you access to Jizz Orgy, Drill My Hole, Str8 to Gay, The Gay Office, Men of UK, etc. You get that same rate until you cancel, though I agree, a $5.00/month sale would be pretty great too.
Dear DAK23,
I would like that very much!
– Dewitt’s Dick
Oh Dewitts Dick, you are the greatest. No doubt about it. Thanks for the info on the deal which I’m sure you negotiated just for us. I could just kiss you…then lick you, hug you and squeeze you.
…lick you some more and then sit on your head and jump for joy.
My dick and I have discussed this, and you’re welcome to sit on his head whenever you want.