Once upon a time, a guy I spoke with on MANHUNT claimed to have deepthroated a well-hung, Latino cable guy. Given that he could provide few details on the actual encounter, I chose not to believe this tall tale. Even if he could have drawn detailed illustrations of their fling, I would have remained entirely skeptical. Why? Because I don't believe the myth that people are actually servicing the men who bring their services directly to your door.
Now I want to believe in this porno-inspired fantasy, but there's one large problem with this scenario–my pizza guys and delivery men have never been attractive. Am I just unlucky? Or are these fantasies so much more alluring because of the low likelihood that a hot guy would show up at your doorstep and coincidentally want to have sex with you? Should I show up to the door with nothing but a towel on?
If anyone has successfully hooked up with one of these guys, please advise on your methods and the story behind them. And if any hot delivery guys have a big package to drop off, please let me give you my address.
– Dewitt
I will admit that I have had a few hot delivery guys over the years, but the timing wasn’t right.
Back in my college days, though, I worked for a fast food joint (in drive-thru) and delivered pizzas. I got the invites, but the timing was always bad.
Timing is everything with delivery people who don’t want to lose their jobs for taking too long to do their job.
That is one of the hottest fantasies to have. Too bad it’s never come true for me though.
The piano tuner sucked me off once.
I got a cell phone number on a napkin from a hot Northwest Flight attendant once and later stopped by his hotel where I fucked him a couple times!
I was a delivery person for years and A) there is such a strict time constraint even if you wanted to fool around it would be impossible and B) most of the time it’s so hard to read people that short of them showing up at the door naked, I wouldn’t chance it.
my soon-to-be-ex-neighbour’s gardener is hot hot hot, and I’m seriously considering approaching him when he next cuts the lawn… I figure what have I got to lose? He won’t hit me as he’s working and I won’t see him again as I’m moving, and it would be both our pleasures to have me at his feet swallowing his sickle. I’ll post somewhere if it happens… though sometimes the fantasy is better than the reality!
Next time a hot delivery person comes to your door, try inviting him to stop by later for a beer when he/she gets off work. The indirect proposition shouldn’t offend anyone, while making your interest clear, and it solves the timing problem.
While not a delivery guy exactly, I did go door-to-door campaigning for the environment while in college. I was hit up by a guy from a porn studio. He was certainly not hot, but the offer got me all worked up. I had to keep working that night and ended up not following through.
Have you seen the delivery men in Chicago? You do NOT want to invite them! Plus, even if you did, you better know how to speak spanish.
The delivery men vary quite a bit in their hotness. I have a secret crush on my UPS guy (those ridiculous brown shorts are strangely arousing!), but I never know what to do or say… He always seems to be in a hurry.
You know who are always cute? The Mormon missionary guys. There are always two and both hot! And they WANT to stay and talk to me! Unfortunately not the subject matter I’d like. It’s such a pity to say “no I’m not interested”, when I’m secretly VERY interested in something they have (but are not out to promote)!
I deliver pizzas, and I gotta say I’d be really skeptical of hooking up with an address. I actually had a few cougars in a hotel say: “Come here, let me see something… Yep, she was right, you guys do have the cutest delivery drivers.” We won’t hook up with you following the delivery because we got tips to make (btw, tip well if you want ANY chance at all). The ‘stop by after work for a beer’ advice is really good.
Ha ha, now that I think of it, I did lose my virginity to a guy I delivered to.
My advice, if you’re really desperate, go for it, but your chances are slim to none. And I don’t think there’s a lot of us on the team. Sorry guys, porno’s where this’ll probably stay.
ive had a really hot delivery guy only once. now i dont order much, so i dunno. but i had friends over, so nothing happening lol.
the mormon guys are always the cutest!!
I once had a hot UPS driver drop off a big box, and my comment “That’s a big package.”
And then what happened…Like, he kept finding packages in the back of the truck.
He was hot. I totally should’ve invited him in for a water.
I hooked up with the ORKIN man in my hometown…I was only 17, but hey….I knew there was something going on when he kept tugging at his crotch as he combed the house. So, since my three bros were at soccer practice and the folks on errands, he and I had a hot oral time on my parents’ bed…good times.
I was once watching porn when the food arrived, so I answered the door naked. I paid him, took the food from him, then went back in and continued to JO. Then I realized he was standing outside my window watching. 2 minutes later there was a knock on my door. So, I invited him in to join me. We had a nice jerk and then he was on his way. Completely true story!
Just a shop assistant for me… in the fitting room.
My brother (back a few years ago) used to deliver pizza and I’ll say he’s quite an attractive guy.
I used to join him some nights when I was bored and he’d have offers from women to bring the pizza in and stay for a while, he wouldn’t because he’s just not that kinda of guy to do that sort of thing….. But it does happen.