When I was a wee lad, a boyfriend of mine moved to England for a year. Every time he called from across the pond, he seemed to only want to masturbate and talk dirty to me.
Now I'm not complaining or anything, but sometimes I'd be so tired or deep in studying that it became a task to have thorough discussions about pounding his hole. Other times, I would have preferred talking about how our days went or, um, politics.
The other problem I had with our phone sexcapades is that I was terrible at talking dirty, particularly without a partner present or visible. This led to some awkward conversations.
By all means, I am not against phone sex. One guy I spoke with on MANHUNT made me shoot over my shoulders before we even met with his voice alone. Other guys I've called before meeting have had me pre-cumming without touching myself.
But well, this isn't a "hot or not" post, so the question isn't whether phone sex is sexy. I'm asking, "Have you ever had phone sex?" I've shared my stories, so now it's your turn!
– Dewitt
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Definately not as much fun as having that person with you…You can never know if the person is leading you on or really getting off with you…Love the happy trail on Ludovic….Sexxxy
phone sex can be either really amazing, or really weird..when my ex went away for a trip for work, we always squeezed in a dirty talk session right when we thought we had both just about covered each others day, and we both had quite the active imagination, so it was an amazing time for sure.
then there are the guys who really suck at it…the ones who ask questions midway, or the ones who just go way too far lol.
Definitely not as much fun as having the real thing. It can also somewhat tiresome and annoying. I currently am talking so my boyfriend who’s conversations always lead to phone sex. I have faked some times b/c I wasn’t in the mood and phone sex doesn’t really turn me on that much.
I’ve done some faking before as well. There was one time when I called my boyfriend while I was on a family vacation, and he wanted to have phone sex while my sister was in the next room. Talk about embarrassing, but I felt that I needed to give him something, so I faked my way through it. On the plus side, when I got home we re-enacted that conversation. Twice.
yea, with this nyorican and it was hott. we took turns saying the filthiest things in spanish!
prefer the ‘real thing’ though…