Years ago on Manhunt, I sent an IM to this guy with a really hot ass. It didn’t take long for our conversation to move beyond the “hello” phase, as we began to exchange particularly naughty messages. At some point, we realized we hadn’t actually seen one another’s faces, thereby leading to the all-too-important step of unlocking private pictures.
And then it hit me like a ton of bricks. For the past half hour, I had been talking dirty with my ex-boyfriend. Technically, we had only dated for three weeks or so, but it got pretty serious within that short period of time. This may sound a little far-fetched. I mean, shouldn’t I have recognized his ass? And shouldn’t he have recognized my dick? After all, he had spent enough time bobbing up and down in my lap…
Yet I assure you this is a one-hundred percent true story. Other individuals have relayed similar stories about neighbors, bosses and church acquaintances, and each one is more awkward than the next. Hell, one of my friends tried cheating on his boyfriend, only to discover the person he intended to cheat with was, um, his boyfriend. It was kind of like the “Pina Colada Song”, with the exception being that they broke up in the end.
Have you ever had an uncomfortable experience like this online? Even worse, have you ever met up for a hook-up, only to realize you’re somehow connected with your potential partner? Chime in with your stories in the comments section, and we’ll all have a good laugh together!
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(via I’m Live)