Can somebody please stop all of this vampire madness? It was fine when it was all just on a movie screen or my television, but I'm not okay with these creatures of the night invading my sex toys! The latest Fleshjack product is called Count Cockula, and it's equipped with an exclusive "fang" texture for the inner canal. And you thought Twink Blood was weird…
The Count Cockula site boasts that it's "like hundreds of soft, tiny teeth massaging your dick!" Um, is that supposed to be a good thing? Is it supposed to turn me on? Because it sort of just creeps me out.
– Dewitt
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