Geek Out: Disney Acquires Marvel

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This morning, I swore one of my co-workers said that Diddy bought Marvel Entertainment. Oddly, I didn't find this strange… until I saw a report that Disney acquired the company for $4 billion in cash and stock. Oops! I guess that makes a little more sense. But what does this mean for our favorite superheroes?

I don't know why, but my mind immediately goes to unlikely crossovers. I mean, how different would your favorite childhood stories be with a dash of Marvel action? Wolverine would totally fuck up Prince Eric for a piece of Ariel's tuna-fish ass. Let's just hope that Hannah Montana won't be popping up in the next Spiderman comic…

– Dewitt

3 thoughts on “Geek Out: Disney Acquires Marvel

  1. Oh fuck no!
    There goes Marvel
    I remember the same thing happened when I was younger, when Disney bought the rights to Power Rangers.
    The franchise went downhill fast to nothing but a watered down shell of what it use to be!
    I’m a fan of Disney and whatnot, but seriously though, stay in your lane!

  2. i died a little inside when i heard this. Also whats going to happen to Marvel island in universal studios

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