ITEM – We’re really happy here at the Daily with the current “OMG, I’ve been hacked and someone Tweeted my cock shot!” trend. There’s a female celeb version too, but we’re ignoring it. Everyone who Tweets their dick and then blames it on mythical “hackers” is ridic, but we’re still fascinated by public figures showin’ their peens. Don’t you ever see someone on TV and wonder “hmm, what’s he packing?” The latest “victim” is UFC fighter (and porn star Jenna Jameson’s boyfriend) Tito Ortiz. A shot of him smiling at his big dick in the mirror and *snap-flashing* on it made it on to his Twitter page. He followed it up by Tweeting “Someone hack my f**king phone.” Which means he’s as dumb as he looks. Kinda hot, though. Did I ever tell you guys I went to his birthday party in Vegas some years back? Yeah, it ended with me being robbed by a hooker. A female one. Long story. So I already paid the karma charge on calling him “dumb.”
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ITEM – Remember when Ben Affleck was hot? I’ve uploaded two pics that support that he was above. Now he’s kind of a schlumpy dad-type BUT he’s a pretty good director. Anyway, he was recently spotted sporting a black eye while leaving a party with his wife, actress Jennifer Garner, and their daughter Violet. Hmm, who socked Ben? Did he “accidentally walked into a door” because he’s been linked for awhile now with Blake Lively, whom he directed in The Town? Blake’s nude pics just showed up this week online. Oh my god, were those meant for Ben, and Jenn found out and went all Alias on his cheatin’ ass? This is strict conjecture but it’s way too boring if he actually just took a basketball to the mug or something. Fuck Blake Lively, Matt Damon was aiming for Ben’s mouth and got him in the eye with his dick! There I go again…
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ITEM – Joe Jonas has a new song. It’s good. Good and terrible. But he grew into a sexy young man, so here’s a hot pic of him. The song is below. Don’t feel like you have to press play. We understand.
Dumb or not, I’m so glad to see Tito’s big dick!
Joe jonas is only good to look at… actually him and his brother are, the other cute one, idk what his name is. Tito is somewhat cute, def nice to see him naked.
eh, if youre dating jenna jameson you kinda gotta figure nude shot are gonna surface.
ben affleck is starting to look like matthew broderick.
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Hey, Affleck still has the goods–check his shirtless shot from The Town ( see http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/07/16/ben-affleck-shirtless-2/ ) Its Ben showing off, considering he was the director and the shot in the film is completely gratuitous — but its just as completely hot.
Why hasn’t anyone uploads Ben’s solo jack off video? Why see him shirtless when you can see him blow his load? 🙂
Man I never thought that Joe would look hotter than Nick.
y’know…Tito’s built well and has a pretty nice cock, but there is nothing attractive about him at all! And yes, Ben’s still got it!!!
Tito’s cock is big, but his face is so-so.
Ben’s still hot, don’t hate.
Joe’s always been the best looking, duh.
And so I’m done.
Ok, for lunch I’ll take a Benwich w/a Tito pickle and a cup of Joe! Check please!
I think Ben looks extremely sexy with the black eye and the longer hair (a rumored toupe), look at his bod and the sway of his walk… he reminds me a bit of the current hot flash guy, or whatever the old porn star section of this blog is called…
Marry Ben, block Joe and fuck Tito. Oops wrong section. Give me Tito any day, those UFC guys are hot and dumb and they get me hard any time. Thinking of suggesting Randy Couture for “Would you hit that?”
Because it’s not actually him, that’s why.
It’s sad when ANYONE gets circumcised.
It’s sad that you feel that way. Why does it matter to you?
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