Gay Ass Gossip: Ron Weasley Sparks Up?

ITEM – Minus 3 points for Gryffindor because this shit is disappointing for the children! Actor Rupert Grint (you know him better as Harry Potter‘s magically ginge-licious sidekick Ron Weasley) has supposedly been photographed making love to a bong at a Harry Potter wrap party.  God, I hope the Noseless Evil Guy wins cuz’ I am so over the Potter. See the supposed pic of him toking after the jump. Grinty, you blaze up until you’ve eaten every Dorito on the planet, but keep it on the down-low cuz’ children have you on their backpacks! Also, if that IS Rupert, how about those milky white muscle arms? Oi!

– J. Harvey

To see a pic of Rupert Grint supposedly smokin’ the herb, Follow the JUMP:

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ITEM – Is Bachelor Brad Womack‘s relationship with Emily OVER?!?!? Do we give a fuck? No, but he’s pretty hotsy, especially when he’s coming out of a pool dripping wet and accompanied by dramatic text. Word in the rags is that rose recipient Emily Maynard and her daughter have yet to move to Austin, Texas where Brad lives and they’re still “getting to know each other.” Apparently by Skype. Romantic. I’ve only seen The Bachelor a handful of times, but that was enough. Do these people ever stay together afterwards? No, because it’s like some sort of sicko arranged marriage mess to sell advertising. And they don’t even have to lip synch for their lives. NEXT!

ITEM – Jeremy Renner is BOURNE again. Don’t even think I was going to expend any effort in finding another slogan when that’s the obvious choice. Renner’s going to be the new Jason Bourne, reviving the classic film series previously starring Matt Damon that hasn’t been touched since oh, 2007. SO long ago. Ugh, please see last week’s Gay Ass Gossip headline for my feelings on Hollywood’s masturbatory tendencies when it comes to remakes.

21 thoughts on “Gay Ass Gossip: Ron Weasley Sparks Up?

  1. Item 1: I couldn’t care less. Then again, how dare the people we ourselves turn into role models show themselves to be anything other than godlike? SNORE!

    Item 2: Who?

    Item 3: Didn’t watch the “classics”, don’t intend to now.

  2. Rupert is hot in weird way, anyway who cares if smokes pot. I’m really not getting this pot backlash, its way more common than people think.

  3. Rupert is hot. That first pic of him is the hottest thing ever! Love that pale skin and red hair. But I do not believe that’s him toking the bong. The guy in the pic looks way more muscular that Rupert.

  4. I agree, Rupert is hot. As one redhead to another I wonder if he and I would have redheaded kids. From what I have seen he is pretty muscular so that probably is him. Once again another great blog, thanks Jay. ButtBro

  5. Mercy me, I do believe I’m gettin’ the vapors. Rupert Grint is even more beautiful than he is bent over on that leather couch in dreams. Now, under most circumstances, I wouldn’t try weed, as it is just not my thing. But I would try it with Rupert, in hopes he gets stoned enough to follow me into my bed.

  6. well the eyelashes don’t match and the 1st pic he ain’t as muscular in the shoulders , don’t believe its him

  7. I’ve compared the bong pic to the one above and to other recent pics, and I gotta agree.

    I’d still bang the bong boy though.

    It’s now been confirmed the photo is NOT our little red-headed wizard.

  8. it could be something other than weed in said bong… but it doesnt really look like him on closer inspection

  9. peter, its an english name. Who would call their kid Theodore or Finnick? i would, because its english.

    btw who cares if Rupert Tokes? he’s a man he can do what he wants.

  10. The man is not only a zillionaire
    and will never know who will take a pic of him being normal

    but he is also a ginge! They Rule!

  11. totally agree, only on this point though, in Death Hallows part1 you will actually see Rupert’s exposed arm and its not very muscular. kinda femmy actually.

  12. sorry ButtBro, obviously you didnt see his exposed arm in the newest movie, he isnt all that muscular as you stated…..

  13. I read somewhere that he once said that if he had to kiss one of the other actors for a scene he’d rather kiss Harry’s actor than Hermoine’s. Which seems to say a lot to me about what she’s really like. You guys can use that in your fantasies if you want lol.

  14. I hope it is not him the Potter series is admire by children all around the world and I think it just sends the wrong message ….

  15. Hot in a weird way?

    I don’t know what’s ‘weird’ about a fine appreciation for milky white, smooth, soft-to-the-touch-yet-rock-hard-underneath arms.

    Mmm. Think I need to call an ex.

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