ITEM – Vodka sponge Lindsay Lohan got busted at an NYC club the other night for popping a chick in the mouth. That’s just a week night for her, but gossip blogs say that Lohan got fisty because one of the members of British boy band The Wanted was into some other gal and not her. Jealousy is a HELLUVA drug and (if vodka and cocaine is your normal breakfast) will make you punch people in the face for stupid reasons. That’s two of the members up top, and one of them is wearing a shirt in support. The member Lindsay was supposedly bitch brawlin’ over is Max. His pic is after the jump, and you can kinda see why she got handsy. He’s cute. A man is barely a reasons to slap someone, but if you’re gonna he’d be a pretty good reason. Dewitt might.
– J. Harvey
Check out Max from The Wanted after the BREAK:
ITEM – Jared Leto is going to some far off places in Acting Land for his role in the The Dallas Buyers Club. He’s playing an HIV-stricken transsexual woman who befriends Matthew McConaughey’s character. Last week, we showed you Jordan Catalano in drag, and now he’s showing off how he deep-sixed his brows and has taken to eating a diet of what I assume to be raindrops and lettuce aroma.
“Your body goes through weird stages. Sometimes it’s hard to hold on to water. But for me, it’s not about the most weight I can lose, it’s more to represent the character. I’m focused on what it means to be a transsexual woman. Historically, people have done it for pursuit of self, to achieve a meditative state, so I’m hoping for that, and not the other things. It’s not necessarily a bad thing.”
The man is dedicated to his craft. He’s also become a nighmare goblin but hey, maybe he’ll get that Oscar nom.
ITEM – Olly Murs is a British singer and X-Factor UK runner-up. He’s done us all a favor by clarifying his cock situation. When I type “clarifying”, I mean he gave length and width. His Manhunt profile would be almost complete right now. At least with the important info.
“Maybe 13 [cm]? That’s what I’d go with – it’s definitely not 20cm. It would be quite big. I think 13cm.
It [his bulge] doesn’t bother me. I have never, honest to God, tried to emphasise it. It has always been other people. I have never thought of myself as someone who has a big bulge. But this is probably the first time I will be arrogant by saying I have never had a complaint…it’s not about the size; it’s what you can do with it that counts. It’s not about quantity, it’s about quality. And I am all about quality.”
So, five inches for us Americans? Fine by me. What? Look, size queens. You can do a lot with five inches. It doesn’t have to be the fucking Washington Monument in his pants to get it done. Christ, can you tell I’m packing light? Go Olly.