ITEM – Shia LaBeouf heads up the cast of the upcoming Lars Von Triers film Nymphomaniac. It’s the one with the awesome cum face posters. The film will reportedly feature some of the actors fucking for real for the camera. Just like Jake and Heath did in Brokeback Mountain!
The vid is below. I can’t tell. The cunnilingus looks real. He COULD actually be inserting it. I don’t know if I actually care. Shia can either be cutesy, oddly hot or greasy, and this is from his current greasy phase. Have THIS dude fuck for real for my viewing pleasure. I’d buy a ticket for that.
– J. Harvey
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ITEM – Oh, Prince Harry. Scorch me with your firecrotch. Singe my lips and the area surrounding my mouth and under my nose as you stuff your cock root-deep in my mouth. I will do you right! Here’s Prince Harry wishing the British rugby team good luck in their match against Australia. I can’t be the first person to fap to a video of a fully clothed prince wishing a rugby team good luck, can I? *crickets* I know. You can’t see it but I’m hanging my head in shame.
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ITEM – In an interview withVICE promoting his latest project, Community actor Donald Glover noted that he has questioned his sexual preference in the past. Who hasn’t? For a brief time in my tweens, I thought Madge was hot. It turns out I just wanted to be her!
“Those feelings are the types of things that connect us, not showing the car you drove or the stack you have. I fully expected people to be like, ‘Fuck this movie, it sucks. Fuck this guy, he’s pretentious.’ But I just said fuck it, let me tell the story of how one time I kissed a boy. Am I gay? I don’t know, maybe. But the maybe is what’s really connecting us.”
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i am interested in the prospect of donny’s being One Of Us…
I have worn my cock to a nub thinking of Donald Glover 🙂
i didn’t know mister glover had that body, until this blog posting. . . . .yeah, i can envision donald on all fours: forcefully shoving his arse onto some lucky dude’s mug, telling him to eat his fucking hole good, etc.
(now, we just need you to share with us, that “story” you have, big guy!)