If any of you besides Dewitt found Robert Pattinson to be hot or there was an attractive male member of the Jackson fam, I would have so much material for “Gay Ass Gossip” this week! Alas, due to our policy of highlighting hot guys (there’s someone out there that finds Fred Willard hot, shut it) I can’t use that material.
ITEM – Christian Bale really proved the rumors that he’s an all-around psycho douchebag wrong. He took it upon himself to visit the survivors of the Aurora, Colorado shooting that occurred on the opening night of his big summer flick, The Dark Knight Rises. Christian went there in an ambulance so he wasn’t seen. The above pic was posted by Corey Rottman (the guy with Christian in the pic), who took a bullet in the leg from that drama mama asshole who ruined everyone’s lives.
So Bale’s good people. Especially since I read that this wasn’t some sort of studio attempt to salvage any box office losses and he went on his own.
I’m running every piece of editing software in my body right now to prevent myself from commenting on the cuteness of Corey Rottman. Plus, he’s a Sox fan. Am I allowed to revisit this in a year when the “Too Soon” statue of limitations happens?
– J. Harvey
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ITEM – Speaking of “too soon,” comedian Dane Cook threw the last shovelful of graveyard dirt on his career by making the shootings a part of his comedy routine. Now I don’t feel so bad about finding Corey Rottman attractive. Here’s what he had to say during a performance at LA’s Laugh Factory last night.
“So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie … And I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie, but the movie is pretty much a piece of crap … yeah, spoiler alert.”
Cook continued … “I know that if none of that would have happened, pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of crap, was probably like ‘ugh f*cking shoot me.’”
*sigh* You know how you find someone pretty attractive at first? And then they prove themselves to be a complete pinhead? Dane has been doing that to me for awhile. Also, those eyebrows didn’t help.
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ITEM – And much to your relief, here’s a non-massacre item. Eric Dane is leaving Grey’s Anatomy. I know, who cares? But it’s an excuse to post this pic. You’re ok with it, right?
Saw that pic of Christian Bale and the movie survivor a few days ago and thought…hmm that dude with the tat is pretty cute. Um, CB, not so much….but nice move!
anyone else think the guy who took a bullet to the leg is really hot?
Bale is looking haggard, but the survivor is sexy as hell.
I think Bale looks fine probably just the beard looked the same in the movie which I liked as well.
Dane Cook’s eyebrows…what…the…fuck did someone wax them and think it would be funny to make him look angry all the time?
Little strong to be reporting this as Bale going “on his own initiative.” There was a strong social media campaign urging Bale to visit the survivors, and he went after about four days of it. It’s a totally cool thing, and given that he showed up without announcing to the press shows that it wasn’t a pre-packaged publicity stunt, but I don’t think Christian rolled out of bed and jumped on a plane all on his own.
how bout that sox cap
I don’t see anything wrong with thinking the survivor is hot. Now trying to hit on him or make sexual advances would be wrong!
And yeah Dane Cook just shat all over his career. Fucking idiot! And I never thought his comedy routines were funny. He’s lame!
It’s a nice thought, however you should probably be careful about throwing Batman reminders at people who just experienced a mass murder during a screening of the movie. PTSD trigger anyone?
Dane Cook is a total KNOB!!! He just proves that there is no respect for a tragedy regardless of his take on a movie he saw. And yes WTF with those eyebrows??
Christian Bale…total class act. He did not even let anyone know he was coming. just kept it low keyed…proves that he is not an attention guy. Knows where the focus needs to be kept and did it right!!
As for Eric Dane..he is leaving..big deal but nice pic regardless!
Sadly, yesterday a movie theater was burn down on the premiere of Batman:The Dark Night Rises down here in Guadalajara, México. I really don’t know if the so-call “curse” exists, but it’s gonna be hard to think he would be coming to visit us…
Kudos to Bale for doing what he did on Aurora tough, i don’t like Batman Movies but it was a nice thing to do.
and i do care about Eric Dane leaving Grey’s… who’s gonna be the eye-candy now?
Don’t worry, Harvey. God’s grace springs up in the most unlikely places. Corey Rottman is so hot, he upstages Christian Bale, who looks surprisingly gaunt. (In all fairness, Bale might be slimming down and foregoing the gym for his next movie role.)
Anyway, I also get all hot and bothered for the Belleville, Pennsylvania policeman who has to accompany that sleazoid pimp Jerry Sandusky. I’d love to know that cop’s name. He’s cute.
There’s nothing wrong with appreciating beauty, even under sad and shocking circumstances. In fact, the angelic faces of Rottman and the policeman remind us that even in the aftermath of horrific deeds, it is still possible to build the New Jerusalem.
Heartening story about good people after a heinous act:
“He has undergone one surgery…and still faces at least one more. So
far, 27-year old Carey, who is originally from Mequon, has been visited
by the governor of Colorado, members of the Denver Broncos, and he got a
phone call from Peyton Manning. But the most special visitor came
yesterday… A 17-year-old girl who helped Carey after he’d been shot.
“After he got to the parking lot, four kids came and picked him up
and carried him to a grassy area, and one of the girls who he met
yesterday, took off her belt and put a tourniquet around his leg and
compressed the bleeding. Then her brother ran and got a police officer,
one of the first to arrive on scene. They flagged him down and they came
right to him, put him in their car and took him directly to the
hospital,” says Carey’s dad, Dr. Dale Rottman.
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Dane Cook is a douche bag and a low life. He should’t be allowed to speak for the same of humanity. He is a disgrace for the Bostonians and he should be forced to return his New England card.
I don’t see anything wrong with saying Corey Rottman is a hottie, he’s alive and hopefully will make a full recovery, life goes on after this, even after all that pain he’s smiling again, that makes me happy and reminds me life is worthwhile…
YUM!
Yeah, Corey Rottman is sexy as hell. Plus, I found out he’s originally from WI in a town very close to mine. :-p
I have so much more respect for Christian Bale as an individual. Truly, his best shining moment.
corey cute, hope life gets better for him. and eric dane, is stunning, i would so got there, even if grey’s lost it when the lesbians moved on in.
Never thought Dane Cook was much of a comedian–now I think of him even less. He is a complete a##, and anyone who would pay to go see him is not much better. As for Christian Bale Kudos for going to visit the victims in the hospital. Eric Dane since he is leaving Grey’s Anatomy he can here to Richmond and keep me company