ITEM – Let me level with you. Brad Pitt has never done it for me. I think he’s kinda….and I hate this word…meh. The only time I ever thought he was remotely “hot” was in Se7en (yes, that’s how it’s actually spelled, non-film nerds). And that’s because he had cut off that Legends of the Fall hair and was impulsive, justice-seeking detective guy. BUT many, many people find Pitt to be one of the most gorgeous men in the world. That’s why he still gets written about. Are you into him? Anyway…
Recently, Pitt gave an interview in which he discussed his marriage to Jennifer Aniston and inferred that she’s like that faded green color they paint the walls with down at the RMV. DULL. Here’s what he said to Parade:
“It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage (to Aniston) had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.”
Oops. Well you try being married to a Friend. Ugh. And you know she was always on him to impregnate her. Who can blame her. Listen, if I was married to Brad Pitt, I would be at optimum ovary temperature every hour on the hour through scientific means and have a turkey baster on hand just in case to collect the dribblins’. You have Brad Pitt’s child at all costs!
Anyway, Brad realized he made Aniston sound like the death of fun, so he called up Reuters and tried to fix things:
“It grieves me that this was interpreted this way. Jen is an incredibly giving, loving, and hilarious woman who remains my friend. It is an important relationship I value greatly. The point I was trying to make is not that Jen was dull, but that I was becoming dull to myself — and that, I am responsible for.”
Courtney Cox and I are NOT convinced.
– J. Harvey
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ITEM – Justin Timberlake, however…lordy. In sad news this week, JT denied that a picture of a cock hacked from his Friends With Benefits co-star Mila Kunis’ cellphone was of his. Couldn’t you have just lied to us? Some of us really wanted to see your wang. Don’t you have any concern for your fans? Ass. Someone find this pic and send it to us. Our penis experts here at Manhunt will get to the bottom of this.
Oh, and is it THAT easy to hack a cellphone? It’s happening to everyone lately. It makes you want to go back to rotary.
ITEM – This movie looks wretched, but Ed Westwick from Gossip Girl needs my face in his ass. He’s short, debonair with a hint of sleaze, and reads gay to me. He always looks like he’s ready to suck a dick. Let’s set this up, Eddie. It’s only a three..four hour ride up here to Boston.
Chalet Girl. Heh. I’LL be your chalet girl, dude.
You’re wrong about Pitt and Aniston and the kid thing. He wanted kids, she didn’t want to have them as it would have disrupted her film career. And he always wanted a brood and Angie definitely gave him that.
Friends was wrapping up in 2004, so she would have been all freed up.
that pic of timberlake…mmm mmm mmm…
brad im sorry is god. fucking worship him
he didnt say jen was boring, he said HE was boring while in the marriage to her and that he was better after. that is no comment on Jen.
Brad is hotter than everyone you have ever showed a picture of on this site so worship him or why carry on living?
from what he quoted it seemed like the marriage in general was dull because it was forced on them that two of america’s sweetheart would marry, so he didnot say she was dull
Brad is scorchingly hot, sure, but the simple fact that he had the grace to call and fix the misinterpretation makes him more attractive to me than his looks ever will.
Chalet Girl actually looks like it’ll be fun…in a, it’s entirely predictable, and cute lil movie that I won’t readily admit to having enjoyed. That is if I ever watch it…
Whether he meant what he said about Jen is true or not, he still divorced her and from what I can tell, he found what he was looking for in Angelina. I saw that interview with Brad on, abc live, and when the interviewer told Brad that Angie is considered a, ‘Home Wrecker” I could see that he wanted to jump up and kick that bitch in the face. But he played it cool and calmly said, “Well thats an interesting story”. No wonder he is at the top of the A lists!
brad is celebrity hot, not cum in your pants id kill my mother just to touch you hot.
difference being those being celebrity hot usually have some talent backing them.
A list my ass. Double Meh for the pittster.
A list my ass. Double Meh for the pittster.
brad is IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU ALL hot!!! Brad is I HAVE GONE PSYCHO AND I AM GOING TO END THE WORLD BY SPRAYING SO MUCH HAIRSPRAY THE OZONE LAYER MELTS, AND INCREASING MY CARBON FOOTPRINT SO MUCH THE OCEANS FLOOD THE PLANET hot…
you get me? dont question brads ruling of the world as hottest man who ever lived or there could be hairspray spraying and turning on of excessive amounts of electrical devices
lol!!!
i quite love bradley pitt
and angelina is perfect too. they are the perfect couple…
adopt me please!!!
I LOOOOVE BRAD! Soooo fucking HOT!!
Brad didn’t say ‘Jen was dull, and it made my life boring.’ The marriage could be uninteresting without either one of them being dull or anything. They probably just didn’t click the way Brad hoped. And look, at least Brad didn’t send Matt Damon or George Clooney out as proxy to bad mouth Jen.
Brad pitt has really faded in the looks department but thats what you get for aging and not doing plastic surgery.
Give me George Clooney or Clive Owen any day, Now those are men!
Ed Westwick is HOT. Love the voice as well.
I think the comment was that there marriage was dull, not her personally…although in fact she really IS a dull person. Pretty to look at, and a decent actress, but doesn’t really have any major goals in life, but to do what Hollywood people usually do. I think Brad wanted more and he found it.