Gay Ass Gossip: Are Jonathan Groff And..NEVERMIND THAT – PENIS!

Note – before you skip over this post because you despise celeb gossip, you should know that there are pics of Jonathan Groff’s dick after the jump. We repeat – THERE ARE SEVERAL PICS OF JONATHAN GROFF’S DICK AFTER THE JUMP.

There we go.

ITEM – This penis-centric post is a “Gay Ass Gossip/Celebrity Skin” Special Edition! This find (Groff peen pics) are so big that this is today’s only item!

What’s cool about gay celebrities coming out is that now we get to fixate on their social lives, too! Once they clarify that they’re into the D, that’s out of the way and we now want to know who they’re fucking, who they’re cheating on, and if they’re knocked up. Err, drop that last one.

Anyway, Crushable has a whole bunch of photographic evidence that the newly out Zachary Quinto and Glee’s Jonathan Groff are a couple. That’s a smokin’ couple right there. We’re going to need some more photographic evidence that they’re actually fucking. Research purposes only.

For pics of JONATHAN GROFF’S DICK and more “Gay Ass Gossip”, Follow the JUMP:

52 thoughts on “Gay Ass Gossip: Are Jonathan Groff And..NEVERMIND THAT – PENIS!

  1. Well. I’m only going to say that the flaccid length of a penis is a poor predictor of its erect length.  Truthfully speaking, you can’t say that he’s small without knowing more.

  2. hmm, you all do know that vast majority of cocks when flacid isnt going to be 9inches long? when it gets hard it will grow. also, all you who just posted saying he has a tiny cock dont have 8in+ cocks so shut up already with that hate.

  3. I agree.  I think the guy is adorable AND has a great dick, just the way (and size) it is.  YUM.

  4. well said, I never really noticed that so many posters here were  bitchy size queens. I’d love to spend a few hours between the sheets with this hottie!   😀

  5. You should know that picture of Zach and Jon is a manipulation. Aka it’s completely fake. This is what you get when things get passed from unreliable source to unreliable source…

  6. He’s cute, has a surprisingly nice body, and most importantly is an openly gay actor. Overwhelming thumbs up from me.

    As someone else said, size flaccid doesn’t mean much in predicting size erect. Also, penis size is overrated anyway.

  7. as hot as Jonathan is, his size makes no difference. His thighs and arse on the other hand… HOT!

  8. I think the fact that he can show off his shit knowing that he doesn’t have the biggest dick going, is damn sexier than his body in general.

  9. Growers can be bigger than showers when they’re most needed, remember. Or, maybe it was just very cold. ;-D

  10. As someone who’s the proud owner of a “grower not a shower” … I can tell you that while mine doesn’t look as good as some others in the shower, when it inflates, it’s pretty damn decent size and my partner of 12 years has never once complained about it’s size or performance.

  11. This is kind of a of a buzz kill.  He is so hot and sexy on the show and that isn’t evident at all here. He looks like this is part of a fraternity haze that he isn’t happy about.

  12. a good personality HAS made me cum hard before (of course, he had other important qualities to back it up!)!

  13. Sounds like some of you guys have never even BEEN with a man before with the way you talk about how little his penis is! You can’t tell much from a flacid penis. My partners penis is much bigger than mine when flacid, but when we get hard ons it’s just the opposite!

  14. It’s not the size of the dick that counts, It’s a matter of how it works properly in the bedroom. That’s my take on this.

  15. To a reasonable extent you are correct. But it’s not uncommon to be able to truthfully say, ‘what you see is what you get.’

  16. Touchy about the subject aren’t you. OK. We understand your being defensive about it. Calling others’ comments ‘hate’ is a gross generalization. Your ‘warm’ feeling about the word usage, it could be construed as a subliminal confession.

  17. I think your wish is closer to the truth. I will say this, by exposing his short comings he seems comfortable with his anatomy and accepts what he’s got. I don’t think he needs defending. Some guys will vehemently defend a small penis.

  18. My partner of close to 30 years is a little small also, but I love him and love is blind.

  19. Appears to me he’s qualified well for the job. There’s nothing wrong in being a bottom.

  20. Guys who are small will usually verbalize to others. It’s almost always a dead give-away. Actually it’s not a bad pre-screening tool.

  21. So correct. The real ‘him’ is what it’s all about. The other stuff is just orientation. Of course orientation is also a quality 😉

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