Gaga Doesn’t Have A Little Lamb

Lady Gaga, X-Factor, music, television, performance, lambs, butterflies, request, demand, Simon Cowell, Bad Romance, health and safety, live animals, performance art

Geez, why can't the world just let Lady Gaga be great? For her upcoming performance on X-Factor, Ms. Poker Face demanded that hundreds of butterflies and a horde of lambs surround her as she sings her latest hit single "Bad Romance". I mean, is that really such an outrageous request to make? 

Apparently, it is. Simon Cowell issued a boner-kill by vetoing Gaga's creative vision, citing boring reasons such as "health and safety". Thanks to him, we'll just have to settle for a bunch of practically naked male dancers. The horror of it all!

– Dewitt

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