Jennifer Lopez recently split with hubby Marc Anthony (something about a flight attendant?) and it got us to thinking. How many times HAS her expansive ass been married? The answer is three! Lopez divorced Ojani Noa in 2008 (he’s currently suing her gigantic culo for not letting him release a tell-all book about her, but really – who gives a shit what she was doing in 1998?). Lopez off-loaded her next husband, back-up dancer Cris Judd, in 2002 when “Bennifer” was in our faces every day. “Bennifer” = “J-Lo with Ben Affleck.” And then we come to Marc Anthony. She had a good run with him – seven years. But three husbands means we get to play “Fuck, Marry, Block!” Which one of Ms. Lopez’s exes would you fuck, which would you marry, and which would you block?
– J. Harvey
To see pics of the gentlemen in question and for a link to their Wikipedia profile to get to know them, Follow the JUMP:
Ojani Noa:
Cris Judd:
Marc Anthony:
Right in the same order their photos are posted: Fuck, marry, block. I think Marc Anthony resembles the crypt keeper… How he kept her for this long is a mystery to me! LOL
Ugh, except for Marc Anthony, J.Lo has married some losers, ey?
This should be easy
Mark = marry
Chris = kill
The one left = fuck
Can i use block on all of them?
Can I just fuck Ojani and block the other 2?
I’m not all that ready for any of the three. In fact, I think I’ll pass on them all.
Fuck Ojani, he’s hotish. Marry Mark, he’s rich and latin. Block Chris, don’t see anything good there
Ojani is the only good looking one of the lot.
As for JHo.
She is a total low life.
I hate her with a passion.
M= chris
F= chris
Block= marc Anthony & the other loser
Fuck Marc AnthonyMarry Ojani Noa
Block Cris Judd
Fuck Noa, Block Judd, Marry Anthony
fuck cris, marry ojani, block marc
cris is the only decent looking one of them all..the first guy from the first & second pic dont look like the same person LOL..
Block, block, block. Hopefully her future husbands will look better.
f = noa, m=noa, b=juddanthony
Cris Judd was probably the best of her husbands: certainly the cutest one, and reportedly the nicest.
block – Ojani
fuck- Chris
marry- Marc
Block Ojani
Fuck Chris
Marry Marc…that lil papi gots a huge dick!
Marry Chris. Block Marc. Don’t do hook ups, so I guess that leaves Ojani out for me…
Fuck – Noa
Marry – Judd
Block – Anthony
Fuck NOA, Block JUDD and MARRY Anthony ( I think he’s hot as a man gets!)
next…. she said he’s not doing what he’s suppose to do ….. what it mean ??????
The only hot one is the one that got away…Ben Afleck. Chris Judd probably has a hot bod, but the other two are not interesting at all. Marc Anthony is scary looking.
I’d block the lot of them. the one in the middle looks like his face has shrunk compared the rest of his head.
look…. you see what i mean?
The bottom one looks like he would be too busy to reach around because everytime he pumps into you, he’s looking at himself in a mirror thinking how good he is.
fuck Noa…to hell with the others….the last two are from the LEE family…Home Lee and Ug Lee
Met him. Super nice.
The first one Oleo or whatever looks like a pretty boy punk, no, The back up dancer definitely no, Marc Anthony who is not the most attractive guy in the world but is latin like jLo, they share the same culture and that’s a plus, I just think the problem with JLO and Marc is that she is so much more successful than him, but she is less talented, smost of her success is from her looks because she is not really talented. mediocre actress, even more mediocre singer
Where is Ben Affleck?
fuck block block lmao
Fuck.
Marry.
Block.
In that order.
fuck = ojani noa
marry = criss judd
block = marc anthony
Can I fuck AND marry Cris Judd, and block the other two? No? Fine, marry Cris, block Marc, fuck Ojani