G.I. Joe: Retaliation topped the box office over the weekend (Really? I know. Slow weekend.). Did any of my gay peeps go to see it? It does star George Clooney fan Channing Tatum and The Rock. It also stars the bare-chested beauty above. That’s actor D.J. Cotrona and that still is from a scene that the DUMBFUCK producers CUT from the movie. And replaced with a scene of Channing and Dwayne Johnson playing a videogame together. CLOTHED. The fuck?
Towleroad reports that the filmmakers felt that the original nipple-tastic scene “wasn’t successfully conveying the warmth of the relationship between Tatum and Johnson’s characters.” UGH. It’s a G.I. Joe movie for cryin’ out loud. It’s all about action and homo subtext between hot soldiers. No one is showing up for the story or character development.
Anyway, at least D.J. Cotrona has been brought to our attention. He can be our Cobra Commander any day. In this instance, “cobra” is a euphemism for “cock.”
Wow!
Sir Yes Sir!!!!
Oh god those cum gutters! Those abs! That chest! mmmmmm
I believe the homo subtext in that scene blew out the meter and that’s why it was cut
This one was one of the reasons I watched Detroit 187. Hated it when they killed him off the show. Damn delicious!!!!
spankable
Oh Hollywood, We found your next Batman?