Cross Dressing 4-Year-Old Is A Christmas Bandit

Okay, I'm not sure this story could be any weirder. A 4-year-old boy was found drinking beer and stealing a neighbor's Christmas presents late at night, and the funniest part? He was wearing a girls dress!

Sounds like my Friday nights! Luckily he's only 4, so we can laugh it off as even kind of cute, but it's definitely a strange story. Check out a report of the incident above.

– Andy

5 thoughts on “Cross Dressing 4-Year-Old Is A Christmas Bandit

  1. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA this is probably the funniest story ive ever saw in my f”#$” life…. lets see the important things here:
    1. a 4 years whit a “cold bud ligth” i think he probably stoled somewhere else because that mom looks like she dont take anything fat free.
    2. a “brown dress”… i think blue works better whit that complexion.
    3. “he is following his dad steps”… so he probably will be getting up to the ass in a few years in some reformatory…
    At least we know he is gonna be a hell of a thief… practice makes masters after all. See the williams sisters.

  2. ….and thank God, it’s people like this that vote to not allow same sex marriage. You have to have a license to drive, to vote, to fish and/or hunt, but you don’t have to have a license to breed and have children….like this. While her hubby is in the slammer taking it up the ass, she may want to find a new stylist. “Bad tots, bad tots..whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do with they come for you?!”

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