Colby Melvin Is So Trying To Win “The Ten” Again (And It’s Totally Working)

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If stacking the deck by sending us crotch-throbbingly hot pics of yourself is wrong, we don’t want Colby Melvin to ever be right. These popped up in our e-mail this morning (much like my boner). It’s Colby Melvin as a pastel sex dream. WANT. WANT. WANT. As if the cheeky pic of him pumping gas wasn’t going to assure him ownership of “The Ten!” Actually, he’s got some stiff competition so these pics of Colby by Paul Boulon function as insurance. COLBY MELVIN IN 2016! As president. Of something. Asses. Ass president.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Paul Boulon

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12 thoughts on “Colby Melvin Is So Trying To Win “The Ten” Again (And It’s Totally Working)

  1. Dear Colby, please, you’re killing us… Seriously, at least do a solo video like Quinn C Jaxon… We neeeed it 🙂

  2. this deserves all caps after this: OH MY FREAKING GOOSE! COLBY JUST MELTS ME WITH THOSE EYES AND CUTE LOVABLE FACE HE COULD BE FAT EXTREMELY SKINNY BUT IS HE HAD THAT FACE HE WOULD JUST MELT ME LIKE AN ICE CUBE ON THE DESERT. (ok now back to normal XD) I have to say if I ever saw him in RL (which is just a dream) I would start crying like those crazed fan girls when they meet there Idols.

  3. Ya know, it’s weird. I look at him and see that clearly he is a very sexy man, nice body, pretty face…yet there is something about him that just totally turns me off and I’m not sure what it is. The first time I saw him was in that AC video on the farm and the continual face-sucking he did with the other dude just really annoyed me for some reason and now I can’t let go of it. I wanna like him and even vote for him but…

    sigh

  4. Ya know, it’s weird. I look at him and see that clearly he is a very sexy man, nice body, pretty face…yet there is something about him that just totally turns me off and I’m not sure what it is. The first time I saw him was in that AC video on the farm and the continual face-sucking he did with the other dude just really annoyed me for some reason and now I can’t let go of it. I wanna like him and even vote for him but…

    sigh

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