Chris Noth Goes To The Beach

Chris Noth, shirtless, half naked, beach, bathing suit, Mr. Big, Sex and the City, Carrie Bradshaw, sexy, lust, gay, love interest, and then I wondered, hairy, older male, daddy, manther

You know how people say that teen girls aren't in love with Robert Pattinson so much as they're in love with his Twilight character Edward Cullen? Well, this morning I stumbled across some shirtless pictures of Sex and the City star Chris Noth and popped a boner over them. And then I wondered (camera pans to Dewitt's screen as he types), do I love Chris Noth or do I love Mr. Big?

It's a serious question, because I don't think I'd consider Noth sexy if he hadn't played the role of Carrie Bradshaw's love interest. Does anyone else feel that way about him? I assume that I'm not alone, because the general consensus on the internet has been "I'd hit it". If you feel the same way, please join me in masturbating to these pictures. 

– Dewitt

Photo credit: INF Daily

For more shots of Chris Noth at the beach, follow the JUMP:

Chris Noth, shirtless, half naked, beach, bathing suit, Mr. Big, Sex and the City, Carrie Bradshaw, sexy, lust, gay, love interest, and then I wondered, hairy, older male, daddy, manther

Chris Noth, shirtless, half naked, beach, bathing suit, Mr. Big, Sex and the City, Carrie Bradshaw, sexy, lust, gay, love interest, and then I wondered, hairy, older male, daddy, manther

Chris Noth, shirtless, half naked, beach, bathing suit, Mr. Big, Sex and the City, Carrie Bradshaw, sexy, lust, gay, love interest, and then I wondered, hairy, older male, daddy, manther

Chris Noth, shirtless, half naked, beach, bathing suit, Mr. Big, Sex and the City, Carrie Bradshaw, sexy, lust, gay, love interest, and then I wondered, hairy, older male, daddy, manther

Chris Noth, shirtless, half naked, beach, bathing suit, Mr. Big, Sex and the City, Carrie Bradshaw, sexy, lust, gay, love interest, and then I wondered, hairy, older male, daddy, manther

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