Listen. I see it. Ok? I see how saccharine and over the top this is. I. DON’T. CARE. I have an irrational, inexplainable crush on Ricky Decker, stemming from my days at Rentboy.com and I think he is fine as hell. I will watch him […]
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Category: Porn
All Of This Is A+
Sometimes it’s easy to think of a bunch of things to say about stuff that I watch because it’s really good. We haven’t spent much time during my reign here talking about the Men.com suite of smut sites, and that’s totally my fault. I forget […]
Late Run: Locker Room Showoff
Locker room showoffs are my favorite because in the moment, you’re never sure exactly what’s going on. Maybe somebody is just getting dressed really slowly, or maybe they’re trying to make sure everybody sees. Or – like this guy – maybe they’ve set up their […]
Ass Friends, Part 3: The Ass Friendiest
Yes, I still know that it isn’t called “Ass Friends.” Save it for the courtroom, Judge Reinhold. But Hot House‘s latest (last?) chapter of the compelling Ass Fiends series features Micah Brandt, yet again, and all I can assume is that everyone at HH is […]
GISP: Another Insatiable Bottom ❤
Part of my job is watching a lot of fucking. And I realize, watching all that, that not everything is really FOR me. You know? I don’t know how to define what I like but it’s sort of like that obscure definition of obsenity – I […]
Bel Ami: Hot Even When It’s Not That Hot
Bel Ami was the first porn I ever spent money on when I was 18 years old. I bought a dvd from a catalog and it was mailed to my house where my father intercepted it and tried to give me a long, very confusing, […]
Another Episode of Great Scene/Crappy Trailer
Falcon seems like such a hit or miss situation. Sometimes they do GREAT shit like this and then other times it’s this mess. One way they ensure that I’m gonna watch though – good or bad – is putting someone like Gabriel Cross in their stuff. […]
You Had Me At “Dirty Sex Pig”
I still haven’t figured Stag Homme out from last week, but what I have definitely figured out from watching the full version of this Public Stags movie, is that whoever is cutting their trailers is not doing a good job. I said it. BAD JOB TRAILER […]
Fucking My Gym Trainer
You know what? I’m already overthinking it. Here’s the basics: Kevin Blaise (whose name I think is supposed to sound like “blaze” but I keep mentally pronouncing “blasé”) is cute and has a great ass and Jason Maddox is a bad “gym trainer” because […]
Huge Dicks: The Currency of the Future
This feels like a next-level Apple Pay commercial. Is your car stuck at the mechanic’s again?! Does your fat-ass’d mechanic, Derek Parker, keep saying it’s gonna be “another week,” but you need it sooner than that?! Then be sure you bring your Extra Big Dick […]