Twink Tank is the type of feature where we really can’t win. Judging from your comments on previous posts, the guys we choose are either too twinky or not twinky enough. At this point? We might as well not even try to “win”! You’re either […]
Category: Porn
This Is The Part of The Day Where You Masturbate To Pics of Jake Bass & Alex Vaara Before You Head To Work.
I apologize to anyone who’s secretly (or not so secretly) reading this at work. In a way, I’m partially apologizing to myself, because I’d really like to jerk off to this scene right now. If you’re at home checking out Manhunt Daily before you head […]
Suck Vs. Suck: A “Who Wore It Best?” Facial Competition
The four twinks you see above were (allegedly) seduced into sucking cock for the sketchily hot reality site Czech Hunter. Spoiler alert! All of their tiny asses get pounded by the end of their scenes. That said, the site’s trailers don’t show that part of […]
Quickie: Paddy O’Brian
Whether he’s going by the name of Paddy O’Brian or Patrick O’Brien, the man above took top honors as The Best Dick of 2011 and (one of) The Sexiest Men of 2011. Needless to say, you like him! You can say that you don’t like […]
Nick Sterling & Vincent Vanguard by Justin Monroe
Last week, one of our colleagues sent us this picture of Nick Sterling and Vincent Vanguard giving one another wedgies. It (almost) made us both cum instantaneously. Having recognized the undies as Justin Monroe‘s Rock Bottom briefs, I did some research and discovered these two […]
Money Shot: If You Jerk Off To Clayton Archer’s Porn Hard Enough, He Might Show Up & Cum On Your Face!
What would you do if you found out your (hot) friend did gay porn? If you happen to be cucumber enthusiast Eryk Eastman, you might decide to touch yourself… And while you’re touching yourself, that very same friend might catch you in the act, fuck […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Jacob Pike
We had almost given up on finding someone for this week’s Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post, until tattooed bad boy Jacob Pike magically landed into our inbox. It was almost as if he was sent by the gods of masturbation to, well, masturbate for us. Then […]
What Would You Do?: Kelan
Here is a list of things I would do with Kelan (insert self-deprecating statement that usually goes here, which indicates that I’d never have a chance with this particular model): • Massage him like I’m Jennifer Love Hewitt on The Client List. • No, but […]
Exclusive Video Interview with Samuel O’Toole (Part I)
As promised on last week‘s edition of The Cock Buffet, here is the first installment of our exclusive interview with Samuel O’Toole! We kicked things off with what’s sure to be the least popular question, but the one I was personally most curious about—Why haven’t […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Alex Andrews & Teagan Scott
There are two things to take note of in this video clip. For starters, the way that Teagan Scott bottoms is downright flawless. He’s not one of those prissy “just the tip” cocksuckers you see in a lot of gay porn. He slides in Alex […]