Swear to whatever deity you like, I thought this was an actual vid of some Marine beef playing catch and then wrestling in short-shorts. It wasn’t until I saw a familiar figure in the background that light dawned on this marblehead, and I clocked that […]
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Your XBox Console Can See Your Cock
Great. Not only do I have to worry about my tricks judging my penis size, but now my friggin’ Xbox can see it and have an opinion on it. Kinect is the XBox feature which allows the console to track your movements so you can […]
If You Must Do A Lip Synch Vid, Male Gymnasts Are Mandatory
The Purdue University Gymnastics team taped themselves looking incredibly fit and lip-synching Sub Focus’ “Tidal Wave”. Truth be told, whenever one of these lip-synch vids rears its glittery head in our office, everyone issues a collective groan. There are just so many of them, and […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Drunk Naked Guy Gets Spanked With His OWN BELT
This beefy dude passed out on the lower bunk with no pants on (sounds like an invitation to me), and his buddies decided to strap his big white ass. My favorite part of this vid is when the spanked dude starts to sensuously massage his […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Ass Slap At High Speed
Oh these scamps! Here’s a bunch of brahs seeing what happen when you drive by a mooning buddy at 75 mph and slap a pie on his ass. What happens is intense pain and blueberry juice permanently imprinted on a buttcheek. Way to not get […]
The Hot Neighbor From “American Horror Story” Was Fucked By Dr. Who
American Horror Story: Coven isn’t Alexander Dreymon‘s first time on camera. An actor who looks suspiciously and exactly like him named Alexander Doetsch appeared in a 2011 BBC production called Christopher and His Kind. It was an adaption of gay author Christopher Isherwood’s The Berlin […]
Nick Jonas is Shirtless In His New Movie
Self-abuse isn’t always a bad thing. I have opined in the past that Nick Jonas is the only straight boy from the late, not-lamented-just-yet Jonas Brothers band. Knowing this, he’s still the Jonas I want wrecking my ass with his Jonas tool. Nick’s in an […]
Miley Cyrus Killed Twerking, This College Baseball Player Brought It Back
Manhunt‘s IT department is bullshit at me. My monitor was broken after it fell off my desk. It fell off my desk because my boner was smacking so hard against the underside while watching these Vines of North Carolina State’s John Mangum twerking. Look at […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Beyond Gay Chicken
These two play the best game of Gay Chicken that I have ever seen. They don’t just tentatively peck each other on the mouth and then break apart to run screaming for the mouthwash. They strip to their underwear, embrace, rub bulges, and deep tongue […]
Hugh Jackman’s Popping His Wolverine Claws Again
It’s here, it’s here! Comic book geeks rejoice! The trailer for the next X-Men flick, X-Men: Days Of Future Past, dropped today. And it’s all epic-y and sad, and did Jennifer Lawrence’s blue ass hurt from being dragged around on concrete like that? The new […]