Oscar Isaac is one of those hard-working actors that puts his time in, pays his dues, and gets the lead in a Coen Bros. movie. He plays the role of a fictional ’60s folk singer in Inside Llewyn Davis. He’s got these big sad eyes […]
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Can Chris Messina Bust One Of Those Sweet Moves Into My Butt?
Actor Chris Messina is one of those guys you see on TV and in the movies, and you don’t know his namebut your dick does. His perky buttocks first bared themselves when he played Claire’s Republican yet very sweet and sexy boyfriend on the final […]
Dan Cope, Naked Skydiving Twink
Skydiver Dan Cope jumped out of a plane naked! There’s vulnerable (hurtling towards the Earth from 16,000 feet), and then there’s vulnerable (hurtling towards the Earth from 16,000 feet naked). I suppose it really doesn’t matter. If something goes wrong and your chute doesn’t open, […]
In Bed With Colby Keller: Cocksucker Proxy
What happens if your partner/boyfriend/guy you do dirty things with likes to butt fuck and you don’t? YOU CAN STILL BE GAY AND NOT LIKE TO HAVE ASS SEX. Don’t you sass me! It’s true! Colby Keller‘s got some workarounds for those who don’t want […]
Naughty Santas Are Naughty
They could be naughtier, but this is YouTube we’re talking about. The gorgeous and shapely gentlemen of Next Door Studios have begun their holiday celebratin’ early in this promo vid. Christmas would be so much more enjoyable if bare-chested porn fuckers in flannel pants and […]
The Best PSA For Knowing Your HIV Status Ever
We’re all responsible for knowing our HIV status. Because we are grown-ass, sexually active men, and it’s the right thing to do. Far too many people have lost their lives for HIV/AIDS awareness and prevention to go the way of Earth Day, Y2K, and TRL […]
I Want The Chicago Gay Hockey Association For Christmas
Hockey players are the best. As any connoisseur of ass will tell you, skating makes your ass BIG and ROUND. “Hockey butt” is a thing. And being a GAY hockey player means there’s a possibility to get up in those muscled asses! The Chicago Gay Hockey […]
Fool Judges Kicked Ben Cohen Off “Strictly Come Dancing”
The judges on the UK’s Strictly Come Dancing are obviously either visually impaired or haters of true beauty. Gorgeous straight ally Ben Cohen was kicked off the show this week. They said his Charleston wasn’t up to snuff. I don’t care if Ben Cohen dances […]
James Franco & Seth Rogen Fuck On A Motorcycle
There’s this horrible video for Kanye West’s track “Bound 2”. It’s this cheesy mess with Yeezus dick-slapping at his topless bride Kim Kardashian on a motorcycle. It’s all sorts of bad and ripe for a parody. Luckily, successful film actors have way more time than […]
One Million Moms Hates Balls
An adorable K-Mart commercial is being unfairly labeled as obscene for celebrating something that all Americans love – BALLS. Well, maybe not lesbians, but I’m sure they can get on board with celebrating your body. One Millions Moms (aka three closet case conservatives with access […]