What’s wrong with it, they ask? Nothing! Chris and Gary are two best buds who like to drizzle chocolate syrup on each other in the hot tub, feed each other ice cream in public, and sniff on each other’s thongs. Don’t get it twisted, it’s […]
Category: Video
In Which I Discover YouTube User TheAthlete1987…
TheAthlete1987 is a (presumably closeted) college football player who gyrates sexily to pop, R&B and hip-hop songs on YouTube. He claims to have “THE BEST FOOTBALL PLAYER ASS YOU WILL EVER SEE”, which is very humble of him! We’ll let you decide whether that’s an […]
The Best Commercial You Will Ever See
One could argue that Manhunt Daily is just a series of nonstop advertisements (apparently we’re selling Daniel Radcliffe’s tongue?), but the truth of the matter is that I really don’t care* if you buy a membership to Naked Sword as long as you watch this […]
SORRY: I Have A Crush On Jonny McGovern
Judge all you want to, but Jonny McGovern was the hottest person I met at the Cybersocket Awards. He’s approximately nine feet tall (just an estimate) with a beard, a great sense of humor and a sexual preference for nerds like me. Do you know […]
Carpophorus: Is It Art? Is It Porn? Is It Art Porn?
Carpophorus is a name of Greek origin that means “fruit-bearer” (Thanks, Wikipedia). It’s also the title of a video by Spanish designer (?) Sergio Montoya, which features a bunch of scantily-clad men lounging about, eating grapes and looking sexy for reasons currently unbeknownst to us. […]
YUP: Andrew Christian Made Another Hot Video…
To be perfectly honest, I’m not surprised YouTube yanked Andrew Christian‘s latest video “Pink Paradise” from their site. The models are wearing a style of the brand’s underwear called “Almost Naked”, featuring an “anatomically correct” pouch that showcases a very visible peen outline. I mean, […]
I Guess I’m Sort of Into This?
Rihanna is my gay kryptonite. I’ve always joked that she simultaneously makes me the gayest and straightest person in the world, because—a) I will queen out if you put her music on, b) I would muff dive up in her business so hard, and c) […]
Would You Hit That?: Blake Shelton
The Voice judge Blake Shelton performed “America The Beautiful” with his wife Miranda Lambert at yesterday’s big game. I missed it (maybe not “missed”) but others informed me they did a good job but Ms. Kelly Clarkson sort of eclipsed them with her bangs and sweet […]
M.I.A. Is Rebellious (Oh, And Madge Wasn’t Bad)
Shit was lavish! How much did that gay Ancient Greek/Roman/Egyptian/She-Ra Princess of Power/Xena/douches in the club/Cheerleading Camp/Jesus Tent Revival gay spectacle cost? “World Peace” in glitter on the floor of a stadium, hot slaves (cheers) pulling your diva float, and making Cee-Lo palatable does not […]
Madonna’s “Gimme All Your Luvin'” Video – The Breakdown
Dewitt refused to write this post. He was very sincere when he asked me to do it for him. He’s not feeling Ciccone. I’m fine with it. I like Madonna. I have been programmed since adolescence to give anything she does the benefit of the […]