George Michael is a mess. But he’s a mess who has hung in there, and can not find one fuck to give you. He’s been busted in public bathrooms and various patches of shrubbery for trying to suck off cops, he’s passed out from pills […]
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Straight Guys Are Gay: Naked Human Skittles
This is a thing? The rules to “Naked Human Skittles” appear to be: – Strip a guy. – Grease him up. – Give him some sort of a helmet. – Grease up the floor of a bar (ew). – Everyone grab a limb. – Slide […]
Underwear Drawer: Aaron O’Connell For D.Hedral
There’s a pic after the jump of model Aaron O’Connell modeling a pair of briefs and…let’s just say I want to trace my tongue up that Y! Here’s Aaron looking like perfection for D.Hedral underwear. Click to enlarge these pics, and use em’ for your […]
They Can’t Lip-Synch, They Can’t Dance, Who Cares?
These self-described “gaybes” (or “five suburban twink bitches” as Dewitt lovingly called them) are the same cute crew that participated in the worldwide Carly Rae Jepsen Annoyance Marathon. They’re back, sort of lip-synching and listlessly moving their above average bodies to Karmin’s “Broken Hearted.” Except […]
Who Would You Rather?: “The Outs”
Have you watched The Outs yet? It’s the very well done web series by writer/director/actor Adam Goldman about two exes (guys) in NYC, their mutual friend (a girl), and how the guys are dealing with their break-up six months ago. From the opening when someone’s […]
Don’t Hate, These “Call Me Maybe” Lip Dubs Have Shirtless Men
I know. I KNOW. Does it help that it’s hot guys doing the lip-synching? You hate me right now, don’t you? It’s a slow morning and I saw nipples and just went with it. You’re not alone. If I hear this song again, I will […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: The Gay Pill
Four straight guys commiserate about their lack of tail, and also note that they don’t want girlfriends because it would mess with their social lives. One of them reasons that it would be much easier if they could just have sex with each other. He […]
Our Wittiest Gays Have Been Asked What They Think About “Magic Mike”
That’s not them. They’re just prettier. Well, Channing still looks like a hamsteak but something about his dumb ass…. Louis Virtel. Jefferey Self. Bryan Safi. Some fat, bald guy (I kid, I’m fat and balding). These are four cocksuckers that regularly entertain us online, and […]
Cute Australian Gets It Off His Chest
I love this video. This is Frezned. He’s cute, eloquent, and bullshit at Australian MP John Murphy for an idiotic and dickish speech he gave against marriage equality in Australian Parliment recently. You can read it here. Frezned’s anger is SSOOOOOO understandable. I ask my […]
Would You Hit That?: Shia LaBeouf In Sigur Rós Video
Yeah – no. Granted, I can get into Shia LaBeouf. He’s kind of a twerp, but there are times when he can look fairly doable. Witness. Is this one of those times? Nope. Shia shows off his cock profile in this vid, but it still […]