Balls are just an unattractive feature of the male anatomy. They’re wrinkly, pendulous, and often distorted in color (seriously, I had a boyfriend whose scrote was swarthy on one side and fire engine red on the other. I don’t think he had anything wrong with […]
Category: Video
Stephen Colbert’s Eulogy For Straight America
To any straight people reading this blog (I know you came here by mistake thinking we were some sort of crime update), that headline isn’t what you think. Straight America isn’t dead and gone. We’re probably going to be a hetero-oriented country for some time […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: We Can Still Post Harlem Shake Vids If The Ass Looks Like That, Right?
We’re all sick of the “Harlem Shake“. I know. But you can forgive me for posting one if the dudes dancing have BODY and BUTT and are shaking them like the rent’s dude and unemployment’s about to run out. Right? Just fast-forward to 0:14 for […]
Fundawear: For When You Want To Molest A Guy Long Distance
I want to try this. Durex Australia has rolled out the first look at Funadawear. It’s underwear that allows you to arouse your partner long-distance via an app. This is not to be confused with Fundies, the underwear you both wear at the same time. […]
The Locker Room (Special Straight Ally Retiring Edition): Scott Fujita
Yes, we’re running “The Locker Room” TWICE today. After I finished posting about openly gay future NFL kicker Alan Gendreau (I have faith), I noticed that straight ally and same-sex marriage Scott Fujita announced his retirement from the New Orleans Saints on Twitter. From Peru! […]
Willam Belli’s “Rupaulogize”
You can say one thing about Willam Belli. She’s not one to turn down a marketing opportunity. One of the more notorious RuPaul’s Drag Race contestants, Willam turned his coinage of the term “rupaul-ogize” from the Season 4 finale into a sure-to-be hit single. Willam […]
Straight Guys Aren’t Very Gay: A Straight Man Kisses A Gay Man To Show Gay Tolerance
Tolerance? What’s this tolerance bullshit? I hate that title. Not to mention that they don’t actually kiss. On the lips. There is no tongue, or even lips meeting. They’re lucky they’re cute. You’re asking why I even bothered posting this. Because the pickins’ are getting […]
Underwear Drawer: Greg Homme’s “One Night Stand”
Greg Homme’s back with another sexy underwear ad. All this dude wants to do is hang out in his skivvies with a cocktail, and then he has to straighten up so he can get laid. They need to start using more light in these ads, […]
Adorable Soccer Pro Robbie Rogers On What It’s Like Being Closeted In The Locker Room
Robbie Rogers is the hot pro soccer player who came out in February, and then quit soccer. He had been a pro player in England, and a member of the National American team. In his coming out post online, he wrote about how he lived […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Guys’ Guide To Hugging Guys
I had no idea there were so many variations on straight guy hugs. My favorite is the butt hug, but is there a version where you can put a double dong between the two guys and neither is wearing pants? YouTube comedy duo SMOSH realized […]











