Will there finally be a White House Correspondent's Dinner that's mildly entertaining? In the past comedians have largely kept it safe as they entertain the press and the President, but this year Wanda Sykes has been chosen as the headliner, and I can't wait to […]
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Britney Spears is the New Shakespeare
Parents across the nation had their panties in a bunch when they heard that Britney Spears' "If U Seek Amy" would be played on radio, but little did they know that similar evils are probably taught in their children's English classes! According to Slate, phrases […]
Rihanna and Chris Brown Sex Tape?!
As if Rihanna and Chris Brown didn't have enough to worry about, but now Star magazine is reporting on an alleged sex tape of Rihanna and the woman beater Chris Brown. The magazine states, "The leaked police photo of Rihanna's battered face stunned and horrified […]
Anderson Cooper Refuses to Wriggle
Everyone knows that you need to dance if you're going to appear on Ellen DeGeneres' talk show, but Anderson Cooper isn't having any of that! Ellen introduced the silver fox with Estelle's "American Boy", and he opted to merely walk out onto the set. "No […]
Ed Westwick Will Have Sex in Public to Prove He’s Not Gay
Can we talk about the horrible photoshopping in this shot of the Gossip Girl cast in Rolling Stone? Unlike New York Magazine's brilliant cover with the cast lying in a bed together, it's so blatantly clear that Leighton Meester and Blake Lively didn't pose under […]
Did American Idol Dismiss Alexis Grace to Prove It’s Not Fixed?
After “voted off” last night? I’ve heard plenty of gay dudes turn out better versions of Dolly Parton‘s “Jolene” at karaoke bars, but her performance was far from the worst of the bunch! For one of many examples, see Adam Lambert‘s weird-ass rendition of Johnny Cash‘s […]
Designer Marc Jacobs Getting Engaged… Again
As soon as word that Marc Jacobs would be announcing his engagement to ad executive Lorenzo Martone today, several cynical bloggers let out a collective sigh of “Again?” But according to blogger and former Jacobs muse BryanBoy, it’s official. “YES, my dear readers,” he writes. “It’s true. Marc and Lorenzo […]
Aural Only: Lady Gaga as Stefani
Before she took rides on disco sticks, a young woman known as Stefani Germanotta recorded a laid-back, pop tune called "Red and Blue". Fast-forward to three years later, and she evolved into the pant-less, international pop star we've all come to love. Not to mention […]
The Pope Talks Nonsense About Condom Use
If you haven't heard by now, Pope Benedict XVI has stated that condoms are not the solution to the AIDS epidemic in Africa, even with the knowledge that 22 million people are living with HIV within the continent. He declared, "You can't resolve it with […]
The Dan Band Likes “Single Ladies”
There have been more than enough interpretations of Beyoncé's "Single Ladies" floating around, and you're probably tired of watching them by now. Hell, I've seen enough of them myself! With that said, The Dan Band's take on Ms. Sasha Fierce's moves is pretty much priceless. […]