Judas AH – AH AH! It’s stuck in my head like a sonic splinter! Here’s the video for Lady Gaga‘s “Judas.” It’s your basic bible story except with Mary Magdalene and Jesus riding a motorcycle to market and a lot more fashiony prentension. It’s so […]
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Analmal House: Donny Wright Takes Two Huge Cocks
No, there aren’t any typos in the title of this post. The pictures you are about to see come from a scene called Analmal House, in which pledge master Brad Star puts wannabe frat boys Parker Perry and Donny Wright to the test. And the […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Robert Pattinson To Be Shirtless Again
ITEM – Catch that swooning Goth tween, Robert Pattinson will be going sans top in an upcoming film. He tells EW that he’s gonna be givin’ us that thinspo for David Cronenberg‘s Cosmopolis. “I have to change my body shape quite a bit. I’m playing […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Timberlake Done With Biel, On Some Kunis
ITEM – The Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel romance is over. He’s kinda dainty and she’s one of those women who are probably really good at things like archery so it had to end sometime. JT doesn’t waste any time, so he forwarded that dick in a […]
Adidas Should Hire This Guy: Patrik
Killing us with sportswear! Adidas (and spandex) owe Norwegian wrestler/model Patrik a debt of gratitude for making them looks this hot. Photographer John Andresen really lights up his subject’s sculpted body. When’s his next match? I need to go! (And touch myself. Discreetly.) – J. […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Alex Hayes
Normally, I would divide the images in our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me posts into two sections. The first and most important part would revolve around the subject’s mouthwatering schlong. Because, duh, that’s what this feature’s all about! Once we’re done gawking over the guy’s manhood, we […]
Celebrate The New Year With A Happy Ending
Happy New Year! Hopefully, you’re not feeling too worn out from all your festivities. We know some of you worked a long day at work, only to come home, stay up late and watch some random ball drop. How about a nice, long massage to […]
Must Watch: A Star Wars Christmas
The last time Star Wars tackled Christmas, Dorothy Zbornak was involved (and her association with the Lucasverse totally explains the outfits from Tattooine that homegirl was sportin’ on Golden Girls). So it’s about time we got another glimpse at how Luke & Co. spend the […]
Erko Jun In “Vatra”
Belgian photographer Dirk Alexander has titled his latest photoshoot Vatra, which means “fire” in Bosnian. And it was pretty obvious he was talking about his model. Alexander shoots Bosnian national Erko Jun in a variety of fetishy gear. And Jun manages to look incredibly sexy […]
I’m Officially In Love With Ash Taylor
Brace yourselves for a wedding invitation in the mail! Because I plan on getting married to Ash Taylor. He hasn’t exactly been notified that we’re totally in love, but it’s only a matter of time before we’re walking down the aisle. More importantly, it’s only […]

