ITEM – Catch that swooning Goth tween, Robert Pattinson will be going sans top in an upcoming film. He tells EW that he’s gonna be givin’ us that thinspo for David Cronenberg‘s Cosmopolis. “I have to change my body shape quite a bit. I’m playing […]
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Gay Ass Gossip: Timberlake Done With Biel, On Some Kunis
ITEM – The Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel romance is over. He’s kinda dainty and she’s one of those women who are probably really good at things like archery so it had to end sometime. JT doesn’t waste any time, so he forwarded that dick in a […]
Adidas Should Hire This Guy: Patrik
Killing us with sportswear! Adidas (and spandex) owe Norwegian wrestler/model Patrik a debt of gratitude for making them looks this hot. Photographer John Andresen really lights up his subject’s sculpted body. When’s his next match? I need to go! (And touch myself. Discreetly.) – J. […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Alex Hayes
Normally, I would divide the images in our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me posts into two sections. The first and most important part would revolve around the subject’s mouthwatering schlong. Because, duh, that’s what this feature’s all about! Once we’re done gawking over the guy’s manhood, we […]
Celebrate The New Year With A Happy Ending
Happy New Year! Hopefully, you’re not feeling too worn out from all your festivities. We know some of you worked a long day at work, only to come home, stay up late and watch some random ball drop. How about a nice, long massage to […]
Must Watch: A Star Wars Christmas
The last time Star Wars tackled Christmas, Dorothy Zbornak was involved (and her association with the Lucasverse totally explains the outfits from Tattooine that homegirl was sportin’ on Golden Girls). So it’s about time we got another glimpse at how Luke & Co. spend the […]
Erko Jun In “Vatra”
Belgian photographer Dirk Alexander has titled his latest photoshoot Vatra, which means “fire” in Bosnian. And it was pretty obvious he was talking about his model. Alexander shoots Bosnian national Erko Jun in a variety of fetishy gear. And Jun manages to look incredibly sexy […]
I’m Officially In Love With Ash Taylor
Brace yourselves for a wedding invitation in the mail! Because I plan on getting married to Ash Taylor. He hasn’t exactly been notified that we’re totally in love, but it’s only a matter of time before we’re walking down the aisle. More importantly, it’s only […]
Hot or Not?: Huge Cocks
Insert yourself into this hypothetical scenario. While finishing up at work, you receive a text from a guy you chatted with on Manhunt. He tells you that he’s ridiculously horned up, and you should come over as soon as possible. It’s not normally in your […]
Max Sure Seems To Enjoy Getting Fucked…
Eat your heart out, Girth Brooks! I think it’s safe to say that I have a new porn star obsession, and it comes in the form of Max from Sean Cody. To my best knowledge, he’s only appeared in two other scenes beyond this one, […]