I found a pubic hair in my croissant. But I don’t care. I watched how it got there and it was hot. Here’s two anonymous fit lads pretending that they’re working in a bakery for Rawfuck. They get tired of kneading and pounding all that […]
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Let’s Check Out Nick Jonas Getting Intimate With Bear Grylls
Bear Grylls is the survivor type host of Running Wild with Bear Grylls. His schtick is to go out into the wilderness and survive by doing things like drinking his own piss. Kinky! Bear occasionally has celebrity guests on to take off their shirts and […]
Southern Strokes: Genesis And Cash (Hey, We Don’t Name Them)
Ugh, that name. Ok, “Genesis?” Southern Strokes people, I must tell you that this is not my favorite porn alias. My porn stars shouldn’t evoke the Bible or (for you MTV’s The Real World archivists of a certain age) lesbians who were on a bad […]
Solo Artist: ChaosMen’s Oliver King Jerks Off For Your Viewing Pleasure
Please, sir, may I have some more? Who doesn’t like a guy who’s so eager to please. ChaosMen’s new find Oliver King is rarin’ to jerk his sizable cock for your viewing pleasure. He also lets slip that he’s mostly straight but definitely fooled around […]
Happy 5th Birthday, MEN.Com!
Has it been five years already? It looks like MEN.com is celebrating their 5th birthday by giving US a gift. They put together this clip of some of their hottest moments and, at the very end, you’ll notice what appears to be a tiny sliver […]
Wow, Hillary Clinton’s Nephew Is Kinda Hot
Finding out that a celebrity has a hot relative that you hadn’t known about is like finding a dollar on the street. It’s not worth that much in the long run but it does brighten your day a little bit. This is Hillary Clinton’s nephew […]
Twitter Feed (Me): Marshall Arkley
Marshall Arkley is a professional hot guy in London who is also a fitness model, underwear spokesbulge, and go-go fire dancer. He’s all over Twitter in campaigns for Sukrew and Deadgoodundies, and his pics and vids make MY underwear want to catch fire and explode […]
“No Asians” Is Bullshit
I’m also of a mind that any “No [insert shallowness here]” declaration on your Manhunt or any other fuck/dating app/site profile is equally bullshit. How about we take everyone on a case-by-case basis, huh? You sound like a dick. That being said – here’s some […]
Alessio Romero and Saxon West Have An Ass Contest
As I’ve probably mentioned already, I am an ass man. I am deeply (and often) into butt. I like other guy’s, and I like mine attended to. It’s all about the mancakes for me. So when I noticed the asses on Alessio Romero (“Bounce”) and […]
Sean Ford Sucks At Rollerblading, But Not Cocksucking
Sean Ford and Ryan Bailey are legal, right? They look way young. I’m gonna need to see some ID fellas. Wait, I’m sure Helix Studios has the correct paperwork on file and they just LOOK young. I’m sure they’re both over 30 and all the […]











