There’s a reason why it’s called a “crevasse.” Anal sex should always top off a day of climbing around rock formations. If that 127 Hours dude had gone from climbing around to buttfucking as opposed to exploring the next crevasse, he wouldn’t have gotten his […]
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MEN Continues To Tease And Tantalize Us With Their 5th Anniversary Scene!
This better live up to the hype! I’m not cranky, just truthful. Here are two more shots of MEN.com’s upcoming 5th birthday scene with Johnny Rapid and Paddy O’Brian! Boyish porn sensation meets the porn world’s favorite Cockney cock! BUT – will I get anything […]
Men At Play: Did Anyone Else Know That Spit Can Melt Polyester?
I’m sorry, Men at Play. I’m sure they’re a wool blend. Here’s Men at Play’s newest joint, Dapper. It stars sexy slick Klein Kerr and Johan Kane whom I need to grow to appreciate more, despite his long hair (which I…I’m not going to type […]
It’s Not “Active Duty” Until Someone’s Balls Are Slapping Off Someone’s Buttcheeks
That’s one of my favorite post titles so far. Seriously, for the brief moment that Active Duty’s Ryan’s nutsack is visibly bouncing off Jacob’s sweaty, shiny ass, I found myself transfixed. Hypnotic, isn’t it? I found out the coolest fact last week. A very porn-learned […]
Sean Cody: What DOESN’T Turn Vincent On?
The answer: very little. My only issue (and it’s tiny) with Sean Cody’s stunning new find Vincent is that he claims he’s into hairy chests and that he’s so hairy himself that he’s a “mini-bear.” Nice. I’m on board, and ready to feel my dick […]
Hot Or Not: Professional Wrestlers
I’m not talking about your Olympic wrestler-types like stocky mat god Ben Provisor (Ben Provisor, ssswwwoooonnnn). I’m talking beefy dudes in gaudy spandex, acting out scripts on a stage they like to call the “squared circle!” The guys who wrestle for the WWE! I bring […]
Bel Ami: Tom Can’t Hardly Wait To Fuck Jeff AKA MMMOOAAAANNNNN
Did I mention “MMMOOOAAAANNNNNN?” Morning wood is no joke. After verifying it has nothing to do with piss, you need to stick it in something before work. Your cock thumping the underside of your desk all day will disturb the rest of the wage slaves […]
Next Door Studios Is Offering 9.95 A Month! (Derrick Dime and Quentin Gainz Fuck In Celebration!)
$9.95 for a month! Because I adore you sexy bastards, here’s an exclusive link to get EVERY SINGLE Next Door Studios site for only $9.95 a month! It’s a hot deal cuz’ it features guys like Derrick Dime and Quentin Gainz flip-fuck barebacking their brains […]
Taken From Tumblr: “No Fats” Is Bullshit
WARNING: Most of you are going to scroll through the dudes below and go “Michael, you are a fool because none of these guys are fat!” That’s sort of my point. Fat. Thick. Bear. Beefy. Chub. Chunky. Obese. Overweight. Descriptors are easy, convenient, and up […]
Ryan Rose’s “Desert Getaway” Isn’t Exactly Relaxing
Hopefully he got some “me” time. Mythological porn being Ryan Rose has been on Falcon Studios’ Desert Getaway for weeks now. I don’t think he’s actually gotten any rest. The last time we checked in on him, he was strenuously fucking that cute lil’ spinner […]











