Charlie Hunnam needs to show his dick in the upcoming film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey. We have seen his butt so many times that we’ve practically finger-fucked it by now, so he’s not going to get our butts into a theater seat unless […]
I’ve developed a huge crush on Australian actor Rodger Corser, the salt and pepper stallion who plays Roger on NBC’s Camp. There was a point in the most recent episode where his khaki pants are hugging his butt tightly, and naturally, I decided to pause […]
If you’ve never seen whiz kid Australian comedian Chris Lilley play Ja’mie King, you haven’t lived. Being a homo, I have numerous homo friends who can recite every Ja’mie King line from HBO’s Summer Heights High. Ja’mie King is a loathsome, self-obsessed Mean Girl, and she […]
Pretty Little Liars is a show about four young ladies being tormented by someone named “A”, and there’s murder, and intrigue, and the occasional lesbian hookup. It’s great fun! British actor Julian Morris plays the hot Dr. Kingston. He’s every type of beautiful. And he’s […]
Timber Brown is an extraordinarily talented acrobat who appeared on this season of America’s Got Talent. You may have seen him pole-dancing to Tim McGraw or, more recently, spinning from the top of Radio City Music Hall to Fall Out Boy‘s hit single “My Songs […]
Anyone who’s anyone watched the MTV Video Music Awards, but if you somehow missed it for some inane reason, I’m here to tell you the important information you need to know. First off, Mother Monster destroyed her competition and silenced the haters with an epic, career-defining […]
Liev Schreiber‘s body is insane right now. The 45 year-old actor dropped a few pounds and tightened things up for his role on Showtime’s Ray Donovan, and it’s weird to acknowledge this is the same man whose “hot fat ass” I raved about last year… […]
Because I wanted to see what all the fuss was about (and because I think Charlotte Rampling is the business), I started watching Dexter this season. Nowadays, it’s way easy to catch up with a series. All you really have to do for Dexter is watch […]
SPOILER ALERT! The sixth season of True Blood was such a sack of shit, you shouldn’t even bother worrying about spoilers. Just stop watching altogether. At this point, the show has done more than merely jump the shark, and it’s currently spinning out of control […]
Sure! We don’t have to freak out every single time an athlete comes out of the closet, then proceed to plaster his face onto every sports magazine to show how far we’ve come as a society… But gosh, I’ve got to admit I felt an […]
