Marc Blucas is an actor whom you MIGHT recognize from the Tom Cruise movie Knight and Day. More importantly, if you were a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan, you know that he played Riley, Buffy’s college boyfriend whom everyone despised. Hey, they put him in […]
Category: Television
Hot Blooded: That Was Saucy
Did anyone else think this past Sunday’s episode of True Blood was way better than the premiere? Two words: NO FAIRYLAND. The fairy lore in this show is bringing me down (although I could use the ability to throw lethal glitter bombs). Lots of crazy […]
Secret Sex: Chris Nirschel
Much like my dear co-blogger J. Harvey, I share an enthusiasm for big stupid jocks. You know those guys who look like their vocabulary consists mostly of “dude” and “bro”? Their greatest life achievement is winning the local beer pong tournament? Yeah, those guys. They […]
Marshall Allman Is A Naked Method Actor
In case you’re not aware, Marshall Allman plays the role of Sam‘s younger half-brother Tommy Mickens on HBO’s True Blood. He’s often quite naked due to the nature of his character’s supernatural powers, and we really can’t complain about this since he’s got one of […]
Hot Blooded: We’re Recapping True Blood
We figured since I’ve been writing pretty much non-stop about True Blood that we should recap the damn thing. Why? Cuz’ it’s big with the ridiculous, campy fun, it’s hugely gay, and it has a bunch of actors I want to suck off. No, it’s […]
Secret Sex: Nakia
Earlier this week, my dear co-blogger brought you a rousing edition of Fuck, Marry, Block, starring the judges of NBC’s hit singing competition The Voice. I’ve been watching the show since the very beginning, despite my general reluctance to take on new reality shows. Initially, […]
Joe Manganiello Gets Sweaty
No, HBO does not own Manhunt Daily. The constant posting about True Bood is because I want to fuck pretty much every single guy on the show. Hell, I’d even throw my dick at  Andy Bellefleur. That wouldn’t really be a chore, I think Chris […]
Jake Gyllenhaal And Bear Grylls Huddling Together For Warmth
Is anyone else excited for this episode of Man Vs. Wild? Survivor type Bear Grylls took terribly hot actor Jake Gyllenhaal along with him to the Icelandic wilderness for his season premiere. According to the press release: For two days, Bear and Jake embark on […]
Secret Sex: Grey Damon
On a purely physical level, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with Grey Damon. He’s this weird mesh of Kris Allen, Levi Johnston and ol’ school David Boreanaz. A potential heartthrob for the next generation of gays in training! Long story short? We’d totally hit it. Now […]
Drawn To You: Just Cartoon Dicks
I’m always a fan of questions that begin with “Is it okay if I’m turned on by…” In general, my answer to that question will be “yes”, provided it has nothing to do with pedophilia, bestiality or similarly taboo scenarios. There’s so much shame attached […]