Please Do Not Euthanize These Hilarious Gay Dogs, Okay? They Are The Best.

Remember that heinously dreadful story about an owner who tried to have his dog euthanized for being “gay”? That was such bullshit. Also, that dude should have realized the entertainment value of gay dogs! They’re front and center for the sixth installment of Eliot’s Sketch […]

British Talk Show Tortures Boy Band With Remote Control Electroshock Vibrating Butt Plugs

What these poor guys go through for their careers! A British talk show made up and coming boy band Lawson wear vibrating butt electroshock butt plugs during a recent appearance. The twinky young men were asked difficult trivia questions on subjects as diverse as theoretical […]

Brendan Dooling: The Only Reason To Watch “The Carrie Diaries” If You Were Ever Going To Watch That

Cuz’ I’m not. Why would anyone want to tarnish my love for that show that I recently read described as being about “trash-talking metropolitan sluts.” I loved Sex & The City. Just don’t ask me about those movies. Cuz’ – damn. Especially that second one. […]