Mike Shouhed is a cast member on Bravo‘s Shahs of Sunset. As a general rule, I tend to avoid any television show produced by Ryan Seacrest, so I can say with the utmost certainty that I’m legitimately uncertain whether he’s famous enough to qualify for […]
Every now and then I realize that Andy Cohen‘s the perfect combination of muscle and doughy goodness, and I feel the need to express my desire to motorboat his butt cheeks, run my fingers through his luscious salt and pepper locks and spoon him all […]
Making a bunch of irrelevant former celebrities compete at something they have no talent for or skill at is what passes for 75% of television nowadays. At least on network TV. Splash is the latest shitshow in this category. They make these E-list sads high […]
Eric Ducharme is a 22 year-old gay man who’s infatuated with mermaids. As the latest subject of TLC’s My Crazy Obsession, you just know that simply liking mermaids isn’t enough. Nope! This talented lad creates shimmering, life-like fins out of silicone, urethanes and latex rubbers, […]
Winter is cumming. And by “winter”, I mean a group of horny frat boys who like filming their bareback sexcapades and posting them on the internet… It just dawned on me the other day that Morgan, the star of Fraternity X‘s “Cum Dump” and “Hot […]
You might know Brad Goreski from The Rachel Zoe Project or his very own reality series It’s A Brad, Brad World. He is an adorable human being, and while I still have no interest in watching his show, I stand by my promise that I […]
“Look out Orange County and Jersey shore – Palm Springs is on the scene and once you’re there, you won’t want to leave. The parties are legendary, the residents are eccentric and everyone knows a good plastic surgeon! “Golden Gays is a ground breaking series […]
The commotion surrounding Jon Hamm‘s package has hit an all-time high. According to the New York Daily News, Hamm’s floppy dick was so distracting on the set of Mad Men‘s sixth season that AMC had to ask the actor to tuck his meat away. “This […]
Well, we can’t be the ONLY blog to not mention Girls! Eschewing all the bullshit over whether it’s the worst show on TV or a triumph of realism in writing and producing and oh my god, please light your tits better, Lena Dunham….eschewing all of […]
No one loved Saturday mornings more than me as a kid. It was my time to watch Saved By The Bell and enjoy Zack Morris (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) and A.C. Slater (Mario Lopez)Â engage in the most homoerotic behavior allowed on children’s programming. “Preppie” and the best […]
