Dear Kyle Bornheimer, We need to sit down and have a talk. You are an adorable man who makes me excited in the pants-zone, and I would very much like to stick my penis in your mouth and wiggle it around a little bit. You […]
If you don’t already know Benedict Cumberbatch from the top notch BBC series Sherlock or the forthcoming Star Trek film or, if you’ve got a quick eye, the trailer to the star-studded film version of Tracey Letts’ Pulitzer prize winning play August: Osage County, then […]
Nnnnnnnoooooooo!!!! Master impressionist Bill Hader‘s last SNL as a cast member is the season finale this Saturday. If you’re like everyone else I know, you watch SNL after the fact via specific clips you heard were funny on Hulu. And there’s only a few cast […]
“Last night I had a wet dream where Robb Stark and Jon Snow were spit-roasting me.” This was a deliciously dorky comment left on yesterday’s post about Game of Thrones star Richard Madden. It reminded me that Jon Snow is, in fact, one hot fucking […]
You know Richard Madden as Robb Stark on HBO’s hit series Games of Thrones. If you’re still catching up on the books or the last few episodes, here’s a HUGE, game-changing spoiler for you—Robb Stark has a butt. And it happens to be a rather […]
Sean Hayes was a beloved television fixture for many, many years as Jack on Will & Grace. The creators of the ground-breaking sit-com made Will kinda dull so he wouldn’t be the threatening gay man to people in flyover states. They let all the actual […]
Is anyone else quivering with excitement for HBO’s Behind The Candelabra? The Liberace bio-pic starring Michael Douglas as the ivory-tickler and Matt Damon as his “chauffeur” (and by “chauffeur” I mean goldenboy fucktoy) Scott Thorsen. The trailer looks so amazing, just FULL of gay drama, […]
Josiah Hawley is quite possibly the worst contestant in the history of The Voice. The former male model was selected for Team Usher, and somehow, he’s made it to the Quarterfinals of the reality singing competition. He is extremely pretty, sure! But am I totally […]
Detox might not have made the final three on Drag Race (and no offense to any of those three but she should have), but she’ll always retain a place in our hearts. Her completely artificial face and body, cutting wit, and taste in couture will […]
I know, I know. True Blood’s a popular show with the gays because of all the chewable dudes running around bareass, but the last couple of seasons have been a little…uneven. Personally, I liked the witch lady and Season 5’s look into the vampire hierarchy […]
