If you’ve watched TV semi-regularly over the past fifteen or so years, you’ll notice that not only is it a bit shitter than it was before reality TV became lodged in our collective throats but that, as the years have gone by, the people who […]
My beloved co-blogger dewitt has written about British actor and model Jamie Dornan before. He was the sherrif on Once Upon A Time and he’s totally in the Hugh Dancy category. Jamie is a gorgeous, doe-eyed Irish gent with a killer bod. He’s currently appearing […]
Gerard Butler‘s body can perform superhuman feats. That’s probably why he’s banged practically every actress in Hollywood. Gerard gave us mere mortals (well, at least the ones in Germany) a taste of his fantastic abilities on the show Wetten, dass…?. They had a guest on […]
George Takei has become one of those rooted-for gay celebs that America loves. That happens in 2013. Everyone loves homos. Except Russia and some people in France and a couple of evil fucks in NYC. Ugh, who am I kidding? Anyway…the former Star Trek actor […]
Teen Wolf is back for another season on MTV. The premiere raised a very important question; can I use “no pedo” like frat boys use “no homo”? It’s a new school year and, apparently, A LOT happened over summer break that we need to be […]
It’s not really annual. I think I hosted this once before. Hosted? I meant to type posted. Well, no, “hosted” is cool. These are celebrities. This is a show. I’m wearing a tux! Here’s 10 pairs of celebrity dudes. We want you to pick which […]
My favorite show on TV since The Americans wrapped up their first season is Hannibal. It’s a familiar tale re-told with style and elegance and somehow makes the work of violent psychopaths look…pretty? And the prettiest component to Hannibal is Hugh Dancy. He’s the British […]
Television werewolf Joe Manganiello muscles in on the cover of Men’s Health for the third time this summer. Do you think his cock is as jacked as the rest of him? If you were going to bottom for him, do you have to numb the area […]
Saturday Night Live‘s Jason Sudeikis has a sexy chest! Nice and hairy. Here he is at the beach with that Olivia Wilde chick who’s in everything but you still can’t pick her out of a line-up. They’re engaged so it can be assumed that Sudeikis […]
I don’t own any property, but these two make me want to buy a place with the most effed-up kitchen you’ve ever seen. No expense would be spared to get the The Kitchen Cousins’ tight-jeaned asses over to my place to bend and stretch a […]
