True Blood isn’t making me roll my eyes this year. This is an achievement because last year’s vampire church n’ state plotline was blech. When I was watching the most recent episode, I recalled the absolutely amazing scene from the third season where Bill Compton […]
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Gay Ass Gossip: Henry Cavill Getting His “Big Bang” On
ITEM – Actress Kaley Cuoco is a smart bitch. She knows how to get her name in the blogs AND get a hot piece of ass at the same time. The Big Bang Theory actress is supposedly on top of Man of Steel star Henry Cavill. See […]
Ian Somerhalder Lazin’ Around
Here’s some new photos of actor Ian Somerhalder for you fans of The Vampire Diaries and/or the dumb guy from Lost. Oh my smoke monster, remember how dumb Boone was? Anyway, these are from photographer Butch Hogan. If Ian’s your guy, I’m sure these are exquisite. But […]
Your Latest TV Crush: Raul Esparza
Whilst watching the sadly no longer quality Law & Order: Special Victims Unit recently, Raul Esparza occurred to me. He plays the eccentric and somewhat bitchy district attorney. My first impression of Esparza is that he was…interesting-looking? He has “crazy eyes.” Usually those are a […]
I Wanna Make Cody Belew Say “OH” With My Dick Up His Butt.
It is scientifically proven (by my dick) that Cody Belew is the sexiest contestant to ever appear on The Voice, and Josiah Hawley can sit his pretty boy ass down on a giant dildo called obscurity. The bearded, gyrating country boy stole my heart (and […]
Your Latest TV Crush: Jesse Lee Soffer
The freckles! The alabaster skin! The lanky goodness of a soulful television actor! Jesse Lee Soffer began his career playing Bobby in the Brady Bunch movies and grew up all hot. After a career in soaps, he graduated to TV. Soffer landed the plum role […]
Gone Way Too Soon: James Gandolfini
James Gandolfini died of a heart attack yesterday at 51. He was vacationing in Italy with his wife and infant daughter. So sad. As someone who’s way into beefy guys and bears, he was hotsy to me. It also helped that he was a tremendous […]
Here Are Some Half-Naked Joe Manganiello Pics From Men’s Health, Because Why The Fuck Not?
This feels sort of excessive when you’ve already seen his butt earlier in the week, but is anyone really going to complain about Joe Manganiello taking off his shirt and talking about his muscles? Nope! There is no such person in existence who would complain […]
Chandler Massey Won A Daytime Emmy For Playing A Gay Guy Again
A Daytime Emmy, but still it’s an Emmy! Chandler Massey plays Will Horton, the spunky gay guy on Days of Our Lives. It’s one of the few remaining soaps left breathing, and Will Horton’s coming out storyline has kept it afloat. Massey made Emmy history […]
Celebrity Skin: Joe Manganiello’s Butt (Again)
Confession! I skipped the season six premiere of True Blood, because my desire to watch the greatest human being in existence (Danushka from Food Network Star) took precedence over my desire to find out who got naked on that formerly-good show about vampires, werewolves, witches, […]











