Dude is small, but he makes up for it with a top quality toolkit. We all know that porn performers are very often sort of short when it comes to physical stature because it makes their dongs look fucking huge and their muscles more […]
Also there’s something about motorcycles. You guys have heard me complain about scene descriptions before and this one is… I dunno. But it’s like Peter Le is so fucking hot, he could have written up something like “I was watching the Little Mermaid and […]
Total Dick Count for the long weekend: 47. Although I’m sure some guys saw more than I did. I was actually pretty surprised at the amount of actual fucking going down at Mid Atlantic Leather. I (probably naively) expected to encounter an educational symposium […]
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. I can’t believe how quickly the time passes here in DC when you’re surrounded by half naked (and if you’re away from the hotel lobby, sometimes fully naked) leather dudes and fans. Manhunt had another full […]
Imagine a land of leather and armpit smell as FAR as the eye can see! It’s only been one day and I’ve already seen more than my brain can process. So while I figure out exactly what I saw (17 total penises, Rikk York, […]
Or, as I like to think of it, “Put It In Me Already, Gabriel Cross.” Gabriel Cross isn’t a big enough star yet. I’m devoting Q1 of 2016 to fixing this. This guy is basically physical perfection (muscled, hung, adorable) and in possession of an […]
Hung, ripped, and all smiles. Johnny V‘s been a favorite of mine for a while now – I love this guy’s whole attitude and the way he presents himself. Frankly, anybody with this kinda muscles and diet drama lifestyle is exactly what gets my dick […]
Wait. What’s it called? This was a fun one, because I spent the entirety of the trailer for this scene trying to figure out why the fuck this was called “Clean Out,” until they showed the title card at the very end (which has a […]
UK Hot Jocks wants to introduce you to their new locker room monitor. Aww, Billy. You are adorable in a gangly, sweet, “he’ll probably do whatever I tell him to do” kinda way, aren’t you? These porn babies, you guys, I don’t know. Billy, courtesy […]
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, Magor Meng, […]
