Morning wood:

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

Good morning!

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Good morning, Magor Meng, you almost strange looking but fantastically gorgeous man.

 

This dude’s body is unreal and I looked OH SO HARD but couldn’t find any nudes of him. Yet. Although that Andrew Christian pic gives you a pretty clear image of what’s going on there. Let’s zoom in and enhance, just so we’re sure:

 

Good morning!

 

– tyler