YOU CAN TELL THIS ISN’T A JOKE BECAUSE OF ALL THE CAPITAL LETTERS. This is gonna be one of those posts where you watch me jack off to American Muscle Hunks, but with words instead of actual jacking off. I missed last week’s AMH […]
Visiting friend asks: What’s all over the floor under your desk? “Don’t worry about it,” I reply. I was gonna let this Trenton Ducati/Allen King smooshup pass without saying anything because the trailer seemed kinda eh, and the pics were eh, and the description […]
“I have fun exaggerating certain truths about our culture.” Last week I had a chance to ask Mike Gilbert, the guy behind Fraternity X and Sketchy Sex, about his role in creating and producing the content for those sites, as well as his Grabby […]
Shay Michaels could coach me anywhere he wanted to. I like big thick dudes like Shay Michaels. I’m not ashamed of that. And Shay seems like he only gets bigger every time I see him in something. So whatever plan he’s on at the […]
Plus also they fuck like they got nothin to prove. And now in stark contrast to that earlier post with all the suits and story lines, we jump to American Muscle Hunks‘ Manhole: Part 2. Now, I will confess to not having seen Manhole: Part 1 […]
Although there’s no actual paint cans on this set, so he’s gonna have to use hot jizz. Oh, Next Door Ebony. Wtf are we gonna do with you. It’s literally Black History Month and you’re just straight up casting white dudes now. I don’t know […]
Tips from professional masturbator, Blackey Madison! If you’ve spent any time at all on XTube, you’ve definitely at least come across one of my personal heroes, Blackey Madison. This guy is almost as prolific as the Maverick Men there and his videos span all […]
There’s so much clear and present excitement here, it forces you to get excited. On Sunday I was moaning about this Randy Blue scene where it seemed like there was zero throwdown coming from either of these guys (but that there was nothing wrong […]
And his scene partner is NOT Batman. It’s a different Adam West. Turns out. I got an email about this scene yesterday and was instantly just going “omg omg omg omg click faster why is this taking so long wtf” when I opened the […]
I’m just gonna say it. I’m in love with Kyle Kash. And also with Joey D’s Nipples. I want American Muscle Hunks to become the next Cockyboys. I want someone to throw money at that site until it’s as gorgeous and thoughtful as CB, […]
