Have you seen the new Burger King ad that's obviously implying a blow-job? A long, seven-inch… sandwich is pointed at a woman's wide open mouth with the captions "It Just Tastes Better" and "It'll Blow Your Mind Away". I heard about Pizza Hut becoming (or […]
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Lt. Colonel Victor Fehrenbach Is Visiting the White House
Lt. Colonel Victor Fehrenbach is being fired from the military for being gay after a very heroic duty. The case is still being reviewed but it's likely he will be discharged. Now Lt. Fehrenbach will get a chance to go the White House and tell […]
Michelle Obama Is Both Fierce And An Advocate
Photographer Bill Wilson had an interesting exchange with First Lady Michelle Obama, in which she showed her support for repealing the Defense of Marriage Act. Blogger Michael Petrelis posted their dialogue. Michelle apparently agreed that we need to get rid of DOMA and promised that […]
When Will Wikipedia Stop Giving Me A Boner?
Am I twelve years-old or something? Let's hope not, because that'd make me being a writer for this blog incredibly awkward. One of you suggested looking up "ejaculation" on Wikipedia, and you know I couldn't contain my curiosity. Lo and behold, the entry contains a […]
Album Review: Far by Regina Spektor
If you enjoyed Regina Spektor‘s last album Begin to Hope, there’s an extremely high chance that you’ll enjoy her latest project Far. There’s also an extremely high chance that you’ll enjoy it a little less. While Hope was a mind-blowing departure from the melodramatic tone of […]
Geek Out: Harry Potter Musical
If you're a Muggle with a fondness of Hogwarts and chorus-lines, you'll cream your pants over these University of Michigan's production of a Harry Potter musical. The singing and jokes aren't always fantastic, but it's amazing that no one has ever thought to do this […]
Cher Believes In Life After Auto-tune
Guess what? Gay icon Cher will be making her triumphant return… as a giraffe. The 63 year-old singer will be voicing a character in The Zookeeper, an upcoming film starring Kevin James and Rosario Dawson with Adam Sandler, Jon Favreau, Sylvester Stallone and Judd Apatow voicing other characters. But […]
The Gay Marriage Flow Chart
This is more impressive than Alex Marte's big ol'
Usher Gets A Facial
What's R&B singer Usher up to now that he's split from Tameka Foster? Apparently he's been getting a thick, white liquid all over his lips. Don't judge! It's a perfectly healthy activity that's blatantly less gross than making love in the club. Yes, Usher's been drinking […]
Editor’s Note: Did Mario Lavandeira Really Deserve It?
Let's drop the whole 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named' bullshit for a second. This post isn't about him. This post is about Mario Lavandeira, the legitimately human individual who stands behind a brand of bitchiness and tearing others down. As soon as news of will.i.am's highly respect alluded to […]

