Still bummed that Daniel actually beat Adam in our running log-in model competition, but that doesn't change the power dynamic between these two. Both are extremely versatile, and they flip-fuck one another like there's no tomorrow. – Dewitt Photo credit: OnTheHUNT To check out more […]
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Hot Flash: Lars Wallenrod
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Album Review: She Wolf by Shakira
Shakira's She Wolf has already been released in at least twenty-two countries worldwide, but US audiences will have to wait until the end of next month to hear it. Exactly what is Epic Records waiting for? Even though lead single
Have An Encounter With Count Cockula
Can somebody please stop all of this vampire madness? It was fine when it was all just on a movie screen or my television, but I'm not okay with these creatures of the night invading my sex toys! The latest Fleshjack product is called Count […]
Caption This: Darth Vader
This week's caption-worthy image stars none other than Darth Vader. In celebration of the Halloween season, he's disguised his lightsaber as a penis. On top of that, he's wearing an alternative helmet, which matches his weapon's costume. But what's he saying? What's the story behind all […]
Disguise Your Effeminate Son!
Considering that a few of you took The Onion's
Aural Only: Peaches
For the past couple of weeks, I've intended to throw Peaches' "I Feel Cream" into the Weekly Top Ten. It's been my favorite track since her latest album dropped, and yet I've been holding back from exposing it from our harsh charts. Why? Because I'm […]
Would You Hit That?: John Mayer
Most folks I know either love or hate John Mayer's music, but we're not here to talk about running through the halls of your high school or waiting for the world to change. Let's just cut straight to the point–do you think Mayer's body is […]
Drawn To You: Rick Chris
Whether it’s intentional or not, the artwork of Rick Chris channels a certain vintage porn aesthetic. His group fantasy scenes are more suggestive than pornographic, often implying that something’s about to happen (or that it’s already happened). From locker-rooms to toasty ski lodges, his nude subjects […]
Rammstein’s Box Set Equipped With Six Dildos
I don't know much about German rock band Rammstein beyond their 1997 hit "Du hast", but their latest box set has caught my interest. It's called Liebe Ist Für Alle Da, which translates to Lube Is For Your Ass. The set comes with a metal […]