Penguin Prison is most likely among the worst names for musical artists ever. I mean, who wants to think about penguins getting sent to prison? They are too cute for that shit. And their lives are already hard enough with all the predatory seals trying to […]
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Novak Djokovic Is Sex With A Racquet
After seeing Serbian tennis star Novak Djokovic in some The Ten. Do you think he deserves to be on there? More importantly, how much sex do you want to have with him? I’m thinking “a lot” would be a very good answer. – Dewitt For more […]
Defense Secretary Announces DADT Changes
Earlier today, Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced changes to the enforcement of the US military's Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy. He said at a Penragon news conference: "I believe these changes represent an important improvement in the way the current law is put into practice, above […]
ANTM: Let’s Dance!
Before we begin this week's recap of America's Next Top Model, can we talk about Tyra Banks' outfit towards the end of the episode? I'm not hatin' or anything, but she looked like she was guest-starring as an alien on V. Was she planning on […]
Exclusive Interview With Photographer Mike Ruiz
Even though you may not know it yet, there's an extremely high chance that you're jealous of Mike Ruiz. The sexy celebrity photographer (pictured above) doesn't just look great all by himself! He's been blessed with a gift to make other people look and feel […]
Vote For The Weekly Top Ten Wild Card
Four songs await your ears, as they compete for the chance to be trampled by Lady Gaga in this Saturday's edition of the The Ten). Who will charm you with their musical ways, and win the final spot on the charts? This week's Wild Card […]
Is Aiden Shaw In Sex And The City 2?
Sorry to burst any bubbles, but porn star Chris Noth. I mean, let's be honest–I'd rock a pair of Manolo Blahnik heels (from last season) for the opportunity to be sandwiched between those two! But I digress. And get a boner while doing so. Now […]
Four Videos You Don’t Want To Miss
This week has been pretty incredible as far as silly videos go. From geriatric lap dances, our funny bones have been hard at work processing this hilarity. Thankfully, it doesn't stop there! We came across a few more clips earlier today, and it only seemed […]
Quickie: Rainer Iveson
Soaking wet blonde boys? Yes please! Even though Rainer Iveson‘s new photo shoot with Tony Duran may be a little too “artsy” for some of you, we have a good feeling that these pics will make you want to drench this hunk in something other than […]
On The Download: Tiga, B.o.B. & More!
Don't call me Santa Claus or anything, but I've got some gifts to share with you. No, it's not the blowjob video I made with a ridiculously hung hottie. You'll have to get to know me better before I send that to you! For now, […]