This one is an oldie but a goodie. I don’t know why we haven’t seen more of this sort of thing featuring the whole clown car of Republican hopefuls that’s still under the group impression they’re going to be president. But good ol’ Rick Dogfucker […]
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Openly Gay Country Star Steve Grand Has Big Arms, Is Not Basic
Pumpkin Spice on the way! #praisebe for filters, Greenroom photoshoots, and being #notbasic Lighting credit: Lawd Gawd Jesus A photo posted by Steve Grand (@stevegrandmusic) on Oct 11, 2015 at 7:04pm PDT Well alright. Good to know. Steve is still around and pretty cute! […]
Walmart Accidentally Sells Gun Oil Dick Lube As Lube For Guns
Oh Walmart. You never cease to be a source of low cost/quality merchandise and mocking entertainment. I’m not lucky enough to live within reasonable distance of America’s largest money-printing consumer enterprise (did you know they make $1.8 million every hour of every day on average?), […]
Marco Marco at #LAFW2015 via the Underwear Expert
Underwear Expert this week released a new video on their youtube channel (subscribe here!) featuring fancy underpants designer Marco Marco doing some BTS interviews leading up to his next runway show on October 18th at LA Fashion Week. This is totally worth your 3.54 for […]
Jake Andrews: Practically Perfect Penis Performer
Man. I have such a difficult time with performers like Jake Andrews. Like. He is edging right up on physical perfection and he photographs unfathomably well for a human. It almost ruins the illusion for me because I spend soooo much time looking for flaws […]
Drawn To You: Go Hirano
It’s easy to take for granted some of the amazing liberties that just simple access to the internet affords us in 2015. If you want to draw some dicks going into butts (or wherever) you can just open up a Deviant Art account and share […]
Nightcap: The Perfect Penis Club
Apropos of nothing, a big black cock cumming all over, just for you: Aesthetic as fuck. -tyler
Happy Columbus Day 2: GAY PIRATES!
I spoke too soon in this last post about how I couldn’t find any sexy/gay/pirate/sailor themed things to feature for Columbus Day! This feature length CGI film is titled Pirate’s Booty, which seems especially lazy to me, but the amount of work that goes into […]
Hot Seamen: Happy Columbus Day!
If you live in the US and read this blog, odds are good you know it’s Columbus Day! If you live in the north east part of the US, odds are good you got today off from work or school! Not so for most guys […]
Does It Fit?
If you browse like I do, you have about 50 tabs open in different windows, and music playing either lost from one of those tabs, or from iTunes, somewhere buried under all those windows. Sometimes this can be frustrating. But sometimes, it works to make magic! […]











